Nan Returns From Hairdressers With A Change In Hairstyle Only Other Nans Can Notice
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A grandmother in Betoota Heights has spent a couple hours in the salon chair this morning
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Bloke That Doesn’t Own A Car Assumes Bag Of Snakes Is Fair Trade For Jumping In On Interstate Road Trip
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT At 27 years of age, the fact that local man Zach Kenworth doesn’t
Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact This Sunday morning two Riot vehicles were dispatched to Betoota Park’s most in demand
Bloke Whose Crusts Look Like This Told To Just Microwave A Bowl Of Cheese And Eat That Instead
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A fully grown man last night revealed he has the eating habits of a child, much
Coogee Concreter Breaks Into Stirring Rendition Of ‘Come Out Ye Black And Tans’ At Early Knock Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A building site in County Coogee has today been treated to a rather spectacular Friday arvo
Baker Confirms Gluten Free Bread Always Has Holes In It Because That’s Where The Gluten Used To Be
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though local woman Gwen Bennett [34] had expected the odd few wrinkles there have been a
Short Man Breaks The Mould By Being Extremely Well Mannered And Un-Argumentative
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact An extremely unusual character has been unearthed in Betoota’s Old City District this afternoon. In
Supposedly Evolved Species Puts Leafy Greens On A Toastie
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT All the hard work that our species has done since our fishy forebears crawled out of
Game Of ‘Are They On A First Date Or A Couple’ Quickly Evolves Into Brutal Character Assessments
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though it can be harder and harder to align schedules as you bridge from early to
Local Woman Just Keeping Ex Boyfriends Old T-Shirt Because It’s Comfortable To Sleep In, Okay!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Hayley Morgenstein [26] has today had to defend herself against a mate asking some
Hometown Grog Monster Not Heard From In Years Re-emerges On Facebook Feed As A Spiritual Yogi
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If you’d asked anyone from Betoota Ponds what they thought of Daniel Hanneman [33] five
Absolute Clown’s Proposal Declined After Failing To Realise She’s Strictly A Gold And Gemstone Gal
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today come to the realisation that her man doesn’t actually love
Local Bloke Tells Girlfriend Her Frank Green Water Bottle Has Nothing On His Scott Green Water Bottle
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Michael Lewisham [27] has today given his thoughts on his girlfriend Nat’s latest impulsive purchase,