Australia's Descends Even Further Into Communism As New Laws Ban Money Laundering Through Property Market
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Real Estate agents across the country are furious this week, after the Federal Government once again
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Study Finds Chinese Tourists Aren’t Coming Here Anymore Because We Bought Submarines To Kill Them With
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact According to a recent study by South Betoota Polytechnic College, Chinese tourism to Australia
Report: Friend Clearly Just Voicing Their Internal Monologue At This Point
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though she loves nothing more than receiving a few juicy voice notes from her friends, Kat
Bloke Suggesting Opening Up Relationship About To Learn It’s Much Easier For Women To Get A Root
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’d originally intended to just get a free pass at his coworker, has
Blokes Who Complain About Women Driving Found To Prefer Cars With One Female Owner
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact Out on the street this week The Advocate asked some of our local constituents for
Advice Column | Cost Effective Ways To Chase Up Those Loans Repayments From Your Dropkick Mate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT You fucked up didn’t you? You ignored your better judgement and let your
Dads Group Bond Over Being Exactly Each Others Audience
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A group of Betoota men without much in common apart from their Y chromosomes and track
Correlation Found Between Lawn Stripes And Low Intimacy Marriages
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact A strong link has seemingly been found between married women enquiring about wanting “company” and
Nana Giving You Advice Like You’d Starve If Left Alone
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local nana Edith Jestover (76) is giving her darling granddaughter Lily (29) some needed advice as
Christian Mum Still Recovering From Walking Past Xtina’s ‘Dirrty’ Video Clip On Family TV In 2002
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A devout Lutheran grandmother from Betoota Grove has found herself revisiting the horror of the post-
Four Weddings And A Funeral Mostly Just An Instruction Manual For People Turning 30
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Preparing to hit the big three-o in style, Betoota Millennial Gloria Petal (29) popped on
Parents Have Their Night Ruined When Chicken Nuggets Aren’t On The Kids Menu
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact Dining out with children can be a challenge at the best of times, let alone
“Make-Up Is A Lie” Says Bloke Taking A Post Workout Selfie Under Gym Lights
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact The topic of attractiveness and honesty has come up for debate in a Perth gym