Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Junior Consultant Forces Himself To Learn Golf In The Hope That It’ll Better His Career
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A junior consultant at McKinsey’s Betoota office has identified that many of the senior men
Local Girl Announces Return From Eurotrip With Moody Shot From Culty HIIT Gym
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news from Betoota’s social scene, the travelling dream is over for
Local Woman Helps Boyfriend Who Didn’t Hear What She Said By Only Repeating The Last Word Of Her Sentence
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A soft spoken Betoota Heights woman has today helpfully reminded her boyfriend to put the bins
“What’d I Miss?!” Asks Dad Rushing From Kitchen To Couch, Moments Before Entering Deep Slumber
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Heights family home has once again been reminded that free-to-air television programming is not
A Green Pony Beckons Extremely Intoxicated Man To Ride Him Home From The Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man laughed in the face of death last night after he decided to
Local Business Owners Rejoice As New Generic College Creates Pipeline For Cheap, Exploitable Labour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our town’s French Quarter Chamber of Commerce is buoyed this morning with news that a
Hometown Influencer Attends Opening Of An Envelope
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT A hometown influencer has reached a new pinnacle of relevance by attending the opening of
Trump Poses For Mugshot With Same Face That An Old Publican Makes When A Bucks Party Walks Into His Bar
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that has sent the internet into overdrive, former US president Donald Trump and several
Bloke Trying The Whole Macho Italian Look Giving More Of A Bistro Waiter Vibe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke unfortunately had a bit of fashion fail on a date last night,
Colourful Hippy Puts Speaker On Bike Because Current Attention Was Insufficient
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The Betoota French Quarter somehow got even more up its own ass today as a local
“I Don’t Think An Inheritance Tax Will Fix Much” Says Harmless Bloke With Rich Parents
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A wavy-haired softcock from our town’s leafiest enclave has told The Advocate today that an
English Second Language Students Taught To Self Deprecate After Receiving Compliment
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australian language classes are getting our newest residences off to a good start by correctly teaching