Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Girl Who’s Always Late Naively Thinks That Everyone Else Also Finds It A Quirky And Endearing Habit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman who has no care or consideration for other people’s time has this
HR Manager Agrees That Sucks But Have You Considered Shutting The Fuck Up And Pretending You’re OK
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds HR manager has offered a teary employee some kind words of advice this
Fly In-Fly Out Roosters Fan Bravely Ventures To ‘Western Sydney’ To Shop For Retro Jersey In Newtown
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A silver spooned porkchop from Sydney’s glittering Eastern Suburbs has bravely ventured west
Optimistic Newy Bloke Books Week-Long Tatt Appointment For Commemorative Set Of Bradman Leggings
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An overly hopeful Novocastrian has been on the blower to a bunch of tattoo
Fast Fashion Woo Girl Cops Furious Glare From Veteran Sewing Master
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Hayley Shein-Sheike likes her fashion like her Uber rides; fast and cheap. Always keen
New ‘Feed A Family Of Four For $10’ Ad To Include A $2 Bag Of Rice, $3 Tomatoes And A Map Of Ibis Hotspots
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As old clips from the 2017 ‘Feed A Family Of Four For $10’ Coles ad explode
On-Again-Off-Again Shituationship Erupts Into Unbridled Romance After DJ Let’s ‘We Found Love’ Rip In The Club
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Local pseudo-couple Sara Henley and Will Chase don’t really know what they are.
City Boy Hopes He’s Blending In With Uncreased, Unstained, New Akubra
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Due to the fact that no one who is actually masculine lives in the city, specialty
Intense Bloke At Work Makes His Own Everything
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An innocent group of co-workers have suffered the indignity of learning about an intense colleague today,
Secrets To Effective Whipper-Snippering Guarded By Guild Of Grandpas
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Recent proof that secret societies are still somehow relevant has emerged as the secrets to effective
Birth Certificate In Safe Prevents Analogue Identity Theft
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A pair of Betoota parents have thwarted the practice of analogue identity theft by keeping their
Mirror Lift Allows Woman To Get In One More Judgemental Look As She Exits One Night Stands Apartment Building
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week been forced to have a harsh moment of self reflection,