Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Insult Added To Injury After Lions Fan Learns His Ascot Home Is Currently Being Burgled
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Lions fan in Melbourne has had his afternoon turned upside down for the second time
Girlfriend Who’s Never Been Into Blokey Comedy Before Suspiciously Very Keen On Watching C*A*U*G*H*T
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has consistently rebuffed her boyfriend’s attempts to get her interested in blokey
Marketing Manager Reclines With Glass Of Scotch After Several Hours Discussing What Font To Use In Brochure
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Marketing and Branding manager paid a fuck load to make everyone else’s jobs difficult
Local IT Guy Talks About His Energy Drinks Like An Expert Sommelier Writing For The New York Times
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A man who sits behind a computer making sure other computers are working in a computer
Boyfriend Struggling To Understand How Using Full Stops In His Text Messages Means He’s Angry At Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself trying, and failing, to explains the nuances of text messages
Brutally Hungover Woman Taps On To Bus With Apartment Elevator Swipe
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local French Quarter girl, Kelly Bourne (28), has today mistakenly used her apartment swipe to tap
Building Inspector Just Bursts Out Laughing Rocking Up To New Build Allegedly Completed To Lock Up Stage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Somewhere on the furthest fringe of Betoota Heights lies a home that was completed just a
Woman Accepting In-Laws Offer To Bankroll Wedding Unaware She’s Just Made A Deal With The Devil
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bride-to- be has unknowingly entered into a binding contract with the devil, after
Random Guy At The Back Of Beer Garden Showcases Random Tattoo That Pays Homage To Random Hobby
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Random local man sitting at the back of a pub beer garden on his own really
Brisbane Man That Says He Doesn’t Like Footy Still Getting Around The Lions Surely
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Brisbane man who doesn’t really care for rugby league or AFL that much will
“Is This Meat Processed?” Asks Customer Of Smiley Fritz Log
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As Adelaide is the closest capital city to our cosmopolitan desert community, Betoota is well-stocked with
Arts Student Stops By Parents Home For Home Cooked Steak And Chance To Indulge In 4-Ply Embossed Toilet Paper
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local arts student who likes to pretend they were born on the wrong