Canberra Raiders Fans Immediately Copy Norway's Rowing Chant Like They Did With Iceland’s Viking Clap
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Canberra Raiders fans are already taking notes on the next Scandinavian fan chant that they can
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Council Meeting Dedicates 45 Minutes To Local Boomer’s Increasingly Deranged Concerns About Society
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Last night’s Betoota Downs Council meeting went just about as well as anyone would have
Millennial Woman Watching Mean Girls Musical Trailer Deeply Hurt By ‘This Isn’t Your Mother’s Mean Girls’ Line
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local millennial woman has had her biggest taste of mortality since Bindi Irwin got married,
McChungus Begins Day With Hotcakes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man, or McChungus, began his day in typical fashion by dining in
86 Year Old Woman Seeing Chiropractor About A Tender Lower Back Given The WWE Special
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some developing news, an elderly woman has reportedly been taken to hospital this afternoon after
Melbourne Bloke Who Got Home At 5AM Now Can’t Get To The Office Because Trains Are Down And His Home Wifi Is Allegedly Optus Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Melbourne bloke has caught a once in a lifetime lucky break today, after waking up
Lonely Old Granny At Least Has A Good Enough View For Real Estate Agents To Call Her And Say Hi
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota senior Geraldine Groucher (88) doesn’t hear much from her family anymore but hopes to
Strata Ensures New Home Owners Still Get Treated Like Dirty Renters
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota couple who defied some seriously stacked odds and purchased some property received a bollocking
Report: Nana State Would Be So Much Better Than Nanny State
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a world constantly crying ‘Nanny State’, a pseudo report by a Betoota ‘doctor’ has confirmed
‘Still Or Sparkling?’ Just The Waiter Sussing Out If You’re Worth A Decent Tip
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a world that recently moved from theme park prices to wedding prices, it makes complete
Naive Swiftie Gets Really Lucky With Last Minute Concert Ticket On CheapRealTickets.Kz For $350
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a rare showing of community spirit, the Australian banks are urging Taylor Swift fans to
Dad Boils A Billy And Grinds Beans By Hand To Avoid Being Humiliated By Pod Machine Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota dad has been reminded once again he can never beat the machine after being
Fishing Shirt Not Even Trying To Be Clever
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota fishing supplies shop has admitted it has phoned things in recently but that sales