Canberra Raiders Fans Immediately Copy Norway's Rowing Chant Like They Did With Iceland’s Viking Clap
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Canberra Raiders fans are already taking notes on the next Scandinavian fan chant that they can
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Spotify Wrapped’s Taylor-Heavy Winter Months Reminds Woman That The Break Up Wasn’t That Long Ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A new feature of Spotify Wrapped has today cruelly reminded a local woman about her failed
Local Irishman Wonders What Those Fooken Orangemen Want With Being Up On That Roof There Like
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Irishman who recently arrived in our cosmopolitan desert community has been left scratching
“You’re Always On Your Phone” Says Bored Girlfriend 2 Minutes After Running Out Of Battery
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Letting out a small pout as her phone flickers to black after three hours of mindless
Sydney Rental Market Forces Man To Consider A Boarding House Like He’s Going To Fucking Hogwarts
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Betoota born-Sydney based man is having a quarter-life crisis tonight as
Clothes Shopping Much More Peaceful Now That Gen-Z Employees No Longer Bother With The ‘Hey Babe’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Major introvert Darcey Boyd has found herself having a blissful shopping spree this week, with reports
Indian Restaurant Owner Name Drops 1980s State Cricketer Who Regularly Dines Here With The Family
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Located in the centre of the Old City District dining precinct, Betoota’s most famous curry
Small Town Crim Uses Airbnb To See Which Places Are Free To Burgle At The Moment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local burglar has used malignant short-term leasing app Airbnb to search for
Boys Come Together To Farewell 5’5 Mate Who’s Off To The North Pole To Work In Santa’s Factory
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A couple of all-time legends put on a brave face last night as
Everyone In Friendship Circle All Weddinged Out By Time Stragglers Gets Engaged
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A mid-thirties friendship circle has mustered up what little enthusiasm they have left as the
Old School Tradie Takes His First Solid Shit Since 1996 After Drinking Water Instead Of Ice Coffee
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota builder, Dolph Kennyson (62) has today experienced the unfamiliar sensation of laying cable for the
“Gen Z Aren’t Going To The Pub” Says Publican Selling Jugs That Cost More Than An MDMA Cap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It appears that millennials have officially handed over the ‘killing an industry’ baton to Gen Z,
Foreign Tradie Mocked By Foreman For Completing Job Quickly And To A High Standard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Dutch roofer has been chastised by his boss this morning for completing a