Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Report: Nana State Would Be So Much Better Than Nanny State
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a world constantly crying ‘Nanny State’, a pseudo report by a Betoota ‘doctor’ has confirmed
‘Still Or Sparkling?’ Just The Waiter Sussing Out If You’re Worth A Decent Tip
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a world that recently moved from theme park prices to wedding prices, it makes complete
Naive Swiftie Gets Really Lucky With Last Minute Concert Ticket On CheapRealTickets.Kz For $350
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a rare showing of community spirit, the Australian banks are urging Taylor Swift fans to
Dad Boils A Billy And Grinds Beans By Hand To Avoid Being Humiliated By Pod Machine Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota dad has been reminded once again he can never beat the machine after being
Fishing Shirt Not Even Trying To Be Clever
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota fishing supplies shop has admitted it has phoned things in recently but that sales
Bald Real Estate Agent Providing Perfect Canvas
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Professional and casual vandals alike are celebrating as a public sign featuring a bald real estate
Advice Column | How To Hide Your Problem Gambling From Your Spouse This Melbourne Cup Day
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT I hate the term ‘problem gambling’. It doesn’t make sense. In my position
Sir Paul McCartney Dragged To Kick-Ons At The Met With New Mates From Suncorp Stadium Security
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sir Paul McCartney’s spectacular Wednesday night Brisbane show at Suncorp Stadium has left Queensland feeling
Local Root Rat Placed In Horny Jail After Dating App Deems 300 Swipes Per Hour A Little Excessive
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A recently dumped bloke has been placed on a mandatory 11-day stand down period
Report: No Scarier Death Stare Than The One You Cop After Interrupting A Seasoned Yarn-Spinner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Betoota’s leading pub science group has found that interrupting a season
Full Spectrum Of Human Emotions Found On Back Of Dive Bar Toilet Door
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A popular dive bar frequented by the town’s punks and metalheads is discovered to display
Bloke Losing Battle With Norwood Curse Cruelly Blessed With Pubes Like A 2000s Sheepskin Car Seat Cover
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring sadly at his thinning hairline in the mirror, local bloke Ian Thompson lets out a