Mum Quietly Secures Mother’s Day Gift She Actually Wants
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a lifetime of putting everyone else’s needs ahead of her own, a local mum
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Clear Eyes Only Thing Resembling Medicine In All Boy Sharehouse
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A rather abstinent form of alternative medicine seems to be the go in a Betoota all
Chinese Restaurant Dropping Rare Maroon 5 Acoustic Cut
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Chinese restaurant has flaunted some muso chops by casually dropping a rare Maroon 5
Dodgy Real Estate Agency Hopes House Hunters Don’t Notice Furniture Clearly Ripped From Shutterstock
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A shonky local real estate agency has been at it again this morning, devising
Bloke Who Regrets Southern Cross Tattoo Begins New Life As Brazilian
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As any young man from a regional town with a high unemployment rate ought to do,
Old Bloke Who Thought He Was Warren Buffett For Buying A House In 1972 Gets Bitcoin Scammed By A 23-Year-Old Punjabi Dude Who Speaks English As A Fourth Language
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s greatest financial minds has fallen victim to a bitcoin scam this
Supermarket Giant Blames Customers’ Willingness To Pay Higher Prices For Higher Prices
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A revelation has occurred in a Betoota Heights shopping centre this morning, one that could solve
Pub Chef Sends Trainee For a Servo Run After Weird Customer Orders The Pie, Mash & Peas
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An apprentice cook has been spotted sprinting down Milton Street this evening after being
One Night Stand Makes Himself Permanently Uncontactable After Spotting Scrubs Season 9 In Her TV Cabinet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has this week been forced to pull the parachute on a one night
Couple Hides A Few Sneaky Engagement Flicks In Story, For The Real Fans
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a shock turn of events an Aussie couple has returned home from a European holiday
“Put On Sunscreen? What Am I? A Leftie?” Asks Man Before He’s Burned Like A Stolen Car In Townsville
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights brainiac has scoffed at the very offer of sunscreen today, telling the person
Working Class Man Responds With Green Text Bubble
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A new symbol for working class Australia has now been discovered, the green text bubble. Much
Cancelled Christmas-Themed Event A Relief To Everyone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A canceled Christmas-themed dinner has brought relief and pensive relaxation to a dozen French Quarter city