"Sorry, Yep Leave That With Me" Says Bloke Who Was Cheering On Starcy At 2:30AM

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local man of the keyboard has today informed his boss and colleagues that he will certainly be 'actioning that task.'

Not only that, but he will be circling back promptly to wrap up those action points, and will keep the workflow stream moving along.

However, 32-year-old finance guy Merrick Hobbs explained that it's definitely a sizeable task, and he probably won't be able to close this one off by Monday COB at the earliest, maybe even Tuesday lunchtime.

This comes after the happily engaged local man clocked a solid 24 hours of test cricket this week, and may have closed his eyes last night around 3am.

"Yeah, return to the scene of the most overblown crime in cricketing history," laughed a rather tired Hobbs to The Advocate this morning.

"And it's been a belter so far."

"I was on the verge of chucking it in on night one when they were none for 120 or 150 odd."

"I really thought the test match was over."

"But, fuck its been good."

"Very funny to watch the Short King throw away his wicket again too."

"Stuff like that makes it all worth it."

"I am very fucked though."

More to come.