Report: One Nation Are Wrong, Australia Has Never Been More Of A Monoculture Than It Is Now

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A recent report has found that Australia's far-right is looking back at the olden days with rose-coloured glasses, and don't realise that they actually miss seeing MORE colour in the community.

While Pauline Hanson and Barnaby Joyce argue that the Australian identity is under attack from 'multiculturalism' - the nation's rev-heads argue that multiculturalism has long disappeared from our streets.

That's according to the Fans of Automobiles National Guild (FANG), who have this week disputed One Nation's claims that Australian is no longer a monoculture.

FANG argues that since the GFC, our country has gradually lost all personality, as car dealerships discontinue the lively colours that once decorated Australia's cities and towns.

"Go outside right now and look at every single car that drives down your street" said FANG spokesperson, Brian Torretto.

"I can guarantee you, all you will see is grey, black and white. That's a monoculture. That is a great loss to our national identity"

"Where did all the colour go? Voodoo Blue, Posion Ivy, Cherry Black. Hell Yellow. This country used to have a tapestry to it. That is what Australians miss about this country. It has nothing to do with the colour of people"

FANG argues that since the post-war years, it has been up to immigrants to add flair to Australia's auto scene.

"Who could forget the 'Marrickville Mercedes' - the Chrysler Valiant was an immigrant story" the spokesman argues.

"Who remembers the distinct differences between Ford and Holden. It was a battle of the ages. You were in one camp or the other"

"Let's not forget what the Asians did to their Skylines and Rexys. That was multiculturalism. That was the 2000s. Now all we have is dull colours and and a stock standard second-hand market"

But the dulling of Australian society is not just limited to cars, but also accessories and homes - that's according to the Australian Aesthetics Association.

"Where did all the burgundy family homes go? What about the blood orange and powder blue bunting? Where's the colour goddamit it!?" said AAA spokesman, Harry Utzon.

"Everyones got an iPhone and concrete facade. There's no bright pink Motorollas or lavender skyscrapers anymore. Where are the daring shapes and brickwork!?"

"The greatest threat to Australian identity is actually assimilation"