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Report Finds That 90% Of Husbands Think Louis Vuitton And Louboutin Are The Same Brand
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Report Finds That 90% Of Husbands Think Louis Vuitton And Louboutin Are The Same Brand
That vast majority of husbands, boyfriends and male admirers are of the belief that prominent French fashion house - Louis Vuitton -make a lot of women's shoes.
That's according to the esteemed Queensland gender studies thinktank, Men's Oceanic Research Organisation Network (MORON).
The most recent MORON report has found that IF these men were to come across a large amount of disposable cash they would likely be unable to specify which designer brands their wives and girlfriends had explicitly told them that they dream about.
The survey included thousands of male partners in both metropolitan and rural communities - 95% of whom responded with confusion when asked to make the distinction between Louis Vuitton and the fellow French luxury brand, Louboutin.
As is common knowledge to most aspirational women and homosexual men, Christian Louboutin is a famous French shoe designer known across the planet for his high-end stiletto footwear - most of which feature signature shiny red-lacquered soles. He is 62-years old.
His world famous designer shoe - Louboutin - is completely different to Louis Vuitton, which is a fashion house that specialises in ready-to-wear apparel and accessors, and was founded in 1854 by its namesake Louis Vuitton in Paris. This was 110 years before Christian Louboutin was born.
The report also found that if you were to take this information directly to the men your life, the vast majority would respond with utter confusion.
95% of partnered heterosexual men had only ever heard 'Louboutin' as two words, or vice versa
The economic status of each man surveyed offered little variable - as even husbands that would be able to afford a $2000 pair of Louboutin shoes have actually only never seen the word written, and just assumed their partner's were struggling with the French pronunciation of Louis Vuitton.