Regional Uni Student Changes To Brown Pants Before Checking Winter Power Bill

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT

A Zoomer has prepared well for their future in the Betoota Flight Path District today by popping on their brown pants before checking their winter power bill.

Three years into a marketing degree at Betoota University, Albury Wodonga campus, student Liam Lincoln decided to live off campus for his final year for a taste of ‘real life’.

Turns out our budding marketer got much more than a taste of the crushing cost of living called life when he got his winter electricity bill.

Luckily, Lincoln had done his research and knew that the old radiator his parent-funded housemate had left on all winter would be setting his household up for an absolute shocker of a winter electricity bill.

It is for this reason that the young man donned his brown pants, read his power bill, had a quick shower, put on a load of washing, and decided to nip off for a tipple.

“Alright, off to the pub,” stated Lincoln, popping on his vomit coloured shirt.

“Has anyone seen my fucken goonsack?”