Proposed Logo For Victoria's Next Coalition Government Leaked As Preference Deal Confirmed

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Victoria's incoming Coalition government have today dropped their new logo.

With daily stories about Victorian One Nation candidates being dropped or coming under fire for saying rather fucked things like "Hitler was the GOAT", the incoming government have sought to spruce things up a bit with a nice PR play.

They've done so by revealing a sleek, but simple logo that leans into the traditional design elements of the Liberals, Nationals and One Nation.

This comes after the parties confirmed they would be preferencing each other ahead of Labor, in a deal that had long been shot down by Jess Wilson and the Liberal Party.

With the desire to attain power taking priority over everything, the Liberals have confirmed they will be sending their preferences to One Nation at the upcoming election in an effort to 'smash the Labor party.'

Despite Labor looking on track for a generational wipeout according to the polls, the Coalition have defended making a deal with the party that is inevitably going to eat their lunch if they aren't careful.

The slogan for the new logo is 'Take Back Victoria,' with clarification coming through that thankfully they don't want to fully turn Victoria into the Third Reich - as per the desires of their recently dumped candidate.

Liberal Leader Jess Wilson and One Nation Leader Warren Pickering have both offered 5 minute statements about crime and the economy that didn't really contain anything of any substance, so we haven't bothered wasting your time and ours.

Labor has responded to the new Coalition by sending Ben Carroll out to rev a Harley Davison and call reporters a bunch of soft cocks.

More to come.