Report: Fuck Things Must Be Pretty Crook Inside The BBC

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The nation has woken up this morning to once again find out that a British TV personality is fucked in the head (allegedly).

Days after Russell Brand was sentenced to at least 7 years in a jail for truly heinous and vile shit (with more charges likely to come), damning allegations have been levelled against David Walliams.

The Little Britian star and general UK media personality has been accused of grooming teenagers and young women, and abusing his power as a celebrity to be a generally crook piece of shit.

Amongst a raft of allegations from numerous individuals, two women in particular have said that they were groomed by Walliams as 15 year olds, with the experience affecting them for decades.

Walliams has denied all of the allegations, with the comedian yet to confirm that he is converting to evangelical Christianity.

It is also yet to be confirmed whether the allegations against Walliams are part of a deep state effort to bring him down, given he's never had much of an opinion on the spicy cough.

The allegations come after Walliams mounted a failed legal challenge to suppress an investigation that spoke to over 30 sources.

Charges have yet to be laid, but the latest allegations levelled against a prominent individual who spent a long time inside the BBC tent have confirmed that things must be pretty fucking crook in there.

One local media commentator on Betoota Rock FM this morning has gone has far as to claim that the BBC's London Headquarters are the UK equivalent of Epstein Island.

More to come.