Office NPC Punches Monitor After Failing To Secure Bruno Mars Tickets

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Some guy that works in town with a computer in return for money has this week shown a bit of humanity after punching the fuck out of his computer monitor due to missing out on Bruno Mars tickets.

A crisp "Fuck" was heard echoing through the offices of Holmwood Rehab, which is basically an occupational rehabilitation company that defrauds the NDIS and allied health providers by over-charging and under-providing services to injured workers and Australians who are fuck too fucked to do anything else besides hang out.

After the crisp "fuck", where was a thump, and then a "shit".

People often wonder, who are the people who like Bruno Mars? He is insanely popular but you never meet anyone who's like fuck me dead, I just fucking love Bruno Mars. They don't exist.

That is a popular misconception about society. Because a Bruno Mars megafan just outed himself. As IT and HR made their way to his cubicle, the senior manager was forced to admit that he lost his temper when he didn't manage to secure tickets to see Bruno in Brisbane, or Sydney.

The grown man had to sit in his squeaky desk chair, look another man in the eye and say he put his fist through a computer monitor because he missed out on Bruno Mars tickets. An utter humiliation. Not since missing out on Benson Boon tickets has this sense of disappointment been so sharp for him.

More to come.