Melbourne Residents Look Forward To Public Holiday That Really Has Nothing To Do With Melbourne At All
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne's residents are rubbing their hands in glee ahead of this weekend's
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In breaking news, it appears that the Pope is still Catholic.
Not only this, but bears do indeed still shit in the woods.
But above all else, the most reliable consistency on planet Earth is that Australian Defence Servicemen and Northern Territory cattlemen still do punch on with each other in the streets of Darwin.