Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
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In breaking news, it appears that the Pope is still Catholic.
Not only this, but bears do indeed still shit in the woods.
But above all else, the most reliable consistency on planet Earth is that Australian Defence Servicemen and Northern Territory cattlemen still do punch on with each other in the streets of Darwin.