Mate Who Doesn't Muck Around Orders The Feed And You Can Pay Him Back Later Or Just Hope He Forgets

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A widely regarded Betoota Heights bloke has done it again today, it can be confirmed. 

The man who is the very definition of ‘being the change you want to see in the world’ has won praise for sorting everyone’s shit out - and making sure they didn’t go without their super.  

With a couple of beers going down an absolute treat ahead of a gig tonight, Henry Horton decided not to let the excitement carry them down river too far and DoorDashed some sustenance. 

“Yeah, time was flying, and before we knew it we would have been sloshing around in a room full of sweaty people with nothing in our tummies but liquid,” said one of Horton’s mates. 

“But the big fella, who’s always got his finger on the pulse just took the evening by the scruff of the neck.” 

“Mad El Jannah feed on the table before we knew it.” 

“Plenty of Garlic Sauce too lol.” 

Speaking to The Advocate about his leadership, Horton sighed. 

“Mate, they are fucking uesless that lot,” he laughed. 

“Couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery.” 

“So when I take charge of the situation and DoorDash is giving me a half price chook from El Jannah you just gotta play what’s in front of you.” 

“It’s called eyes up footy.” 

“And it was a sweet deal, but I’m not forgetting to send a transfer request to those deadshits,” he laughed.