Local Boyfriend Unable To Resist The Taste Of A Little Sweet Treat. Again.

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A local man with the temperament of a family labrador, has this week pleaded with his long-term partner to stop "policing his wellness.” 

Clutching a tub of what looked and smelt like little bites of happiness, 29-year-old Tyson Miller defended his fondness for gummy supplements with the confidence of a bloke who simply enjoys a sweet, everyday ritual.

"It’s about wellness, babe," Tyson muffled through a tasty little treat, sorry, Swisse gummies. 

"I’m just trying to look after my wellness and give my body additional support where its needed," continued the man who packed in back to back sessions and 3 food delivery orders over the weekend. 

His girlfriend, local realist and exhausted paralegal Sarah Jenkins, says that while she appreciates him being proactive with his health, he probably just needs to come to terms with the fact he’s got a sweet tooth - and that’s okay. 

“It’s not as bad as when he went through his protein phase, because let me tell you, you can have too much protein,” she said, gagging at the muscle memory of the smell that used to waft through their apartment. 

Despite Sarah’s eye rolls, Tyson said it’s business as usual. 

“Nah these Swisse Gummies are healthy,” he laughed. 

“Yes, they taste like a sweet treat , but that is beside the point.” 

“Okay.”

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