Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Locked Down Man Just Forgets To Wake Up For A Day Or Two
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Sydney man Deangelo Moran (34) has finally given in to lockdown temptation and has straight up
Melbourne Does Same Thing Sydney Did After 6 Weeks In Lockdown With Fuck All Financial Support
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WAIT, WHAT? POOR GOVERNANCE EQUALS CIVIL UNREST? Thousands of Melbourne residents have taken to the streets
Report: Remember When We Thought Y2K Was Going To Do What This Virus Did
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After millions of years of adapting to survive, humans have lived through the odd rough patch
Millennial Posting About Finally Owning Home Makes Sure To Reference Being In A Lifetime Of Debt Haha
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A millennial that’s broken the mould by purchasing a home has made sure to keep
Report: Dad Still Obsessed With Stevie Nicks
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A local dad Phil Riley has confirmed that he still holds a torch for Stevie Nicks.
1999 Blockbuster Hit ‘The Mummy’ Responsible For 90% Of Bi-Awakenings
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT According to a new study, researchers have been able to pinpoint the exact moment 90% of
Cultured Brisbane Man Eats Entire Edamame Pod Because That’s How You Do It Apparently
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A Brisbane bloke has tonight made it evident that he doesn’t get out much after
Boomers Welcome Grandchild Into World Who’ll Inevitably Die Because Of Their Environmental Vandalism
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A semi-retired Betoota Grove couple welcomed their first grandchild into the world over
Office Worker Attempts To Evade Notice By Claw Gripping Tampon On Bathroom Run
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT An office worker has today tried to evade the notice of her co-workers by tightly
Melbourne Seriously Needs To Take A Good Look At Themselves And Understand That Lockdowns Are Key To Stopping The Spread
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that even after 200 cumulative days in lockdown over the last 18 months, Melbourne
Conspiracists Advised That Plastic Bags Work Just As Well If They Don’t Like The Face Masks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A study released by the EMA (Exhausted Medical Association) today has concluded that people
“Believe It Or Not, Things Are Going To Get A Lot Worse, Actually, We Dunno,” Gladys Assures NSW
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW Premier has assured the people of her state that the government kind