Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Canberra Almost As Quiet In Lockdown As It Is Over Christmas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HOW YA DOING DOWN THERE LITTLE FELLA: The rest of the nation has today taken a
Scotty Asks National Women’s Summit If He Can Bring In His Translator
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Head of Marketing is today doing his best to try and avoid another
Kent Denies Hatred Of Mad Monday Stems From Not Getting The Bait During His 1 Match Season
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One match Parramatta veteran Paul Kent has today hit out at allegations around his hatred of
“Women Feel Unsafe In This Country” Says PM Who Abolished The Family Court Less Than A Week Ago
The same Prime Minister who chose to dismiss 49 of the 55 Respect-At-Work recommendations has today conceded that
Victorian Libs Divided Over Which Soft Handed Toff Should Lead Them Into Landslide Election Loss
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT BRING BACK THE AFRICAN GANGS! The Victorian Liberals are well and truly behaving like a Liberal
Broken Hill In Crisis As Smiley Frtiz Logs Are Replaced With Devon Meat At Local Supermarkets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The ethnically-South Australian city of Broken Hill is in crisis today as the
‘Say What You Want About Lockdowns. They’ve Cured My Mondayitis’ Says Former City Worker
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There was a time, two years ago, when Miles Tannerman would have to get
Man Who Was Really Into His Golf Last Summer Says He’s Into Smoking Meats This Summer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When Betoota Grove man Alistair Sands finds a new hobby, he says, he commits
Dad Still Not Fully Across The Plot Of Swordfish Despite Multiple Viewings
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local dad Mark Gurd (52) has been forced to admit he is still not fully across
Local Housemate Not So Cool Now They’re On Work Zoom
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Suburb renowned bongrat Tony Ricky (24) has taken a hit in the cool polls after the
Elderly Italian Neighbour Swears Hitman Used To Live On This Block
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As gentrification continues the tradition of young renting millennials mingling with older immigrant homeowners the juiciest
Local Man Shamefully Duck Walks Back Into Toilet For A Reassuring Last Wipe
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Much like half the population it seems, Aaron Peters has had a bit of a shit