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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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NSW Liberals Completely Divided Over Which Of The 42 White Men Named Paul Should Replace Gladys
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian has resigned from her role as Premier after the Independent
Girlfriend No Longer Feeling Flattered By New Boyfriend’s Short Stamina
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Betoota’s French Quarter this morning, a local girlfriend isn’t
Daryl McGuire Becomes First Daryl Since Darryl Kerrigan To Cause This Much Legal Turmoil
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The disgraced former Member for Wagga Daryl MaGuire is set to become the first
NSW Relieved To Finally See An End To Corruption As John Barilaro Takes Control Of Government
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After decades of corruption in state politics, Newcastle, Sydney and Wollongong (NSW) has turned a new
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian Resigns: “It’s Gonna Be A Hot Girl Summer”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another example of a New South Wales Premier having to step down from their
Cody Walker Suddenly Has 40,000 New Cousins As He Fills Hole Left by Koori Knock-Out Cancellation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WALKER’S ON: Rabbitohs star Cody Walker is today carrying the black excellence rugby league on
Meteorologists Confirm Bathurst Tornado Caused By A Local Fridgie Cutting Hoops In The Maloo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that no one would believe unless it was documented by people there, a tornado
Government Makes Illegal Vapes More Illegal
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The coalition government is cracking down on the sales of illegal vapes this week, by making
Melbourne Man Who Had 20 Mates Over On Grand Final Night Shrugs And Says It Was A Sick Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Kooyong man has shrugged today as Victorian Premier Dan Andrews blasts people who
Panthers Winger Brian To’o Once Again Masters Super Saiyan Form In Pre-Grand Final Training Run
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Parramatta Eels coaching staff are today redrawing their entire game plan ahead of this weekend’
Turnbull Says He’s Losing Faith In The Leadership Of The Dumbest Men He’s Ever Had To Work With
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has this week revealed that he’s not exactly confident in
PM’s Candy Crush Sesh Ruined By Annoying Staffer Asking Him About EU Trade Deals Or Some Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has had his morning ruined after the selfish actions of one of his