Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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WEEKLY: Scotty 2.0, Ray White’s Newest Employee, Spotify Unwrapped & More – December 3
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Quiet Guy At Work Reveals Himself To Be Type Of Bloke That Calls People ‘Bra’ After A Few
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A reasonably reserved young man at a firm in Betoota’s Old City District has shown
Group Of Woo Girls Overcome With Jealousy As Cute Bartender Starts Charming Other Patrons Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT It’s never a nice feeling to know you’ve been played, and for some Betoota
Inner-City Labor Staffer Forced To Choose Between Winning Government Or Fitzroy Dinner Parties
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news you probably missed because you are six schooners deep at your work Christmas Party,
PM: “If Only We Had A Federal Body To Prove Home Affairs Contracts My Mates Got Are All Sweet”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has thanked God and his angst-riddled son that it’s
Regional Supermarket Receives Bulk Shipment Of Fresh Prawns For Christmas, In 17 Days
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s some good news for Christmas Shoppers in Betoota Heights today, with revelations a huge
Josh Frydenberg Stares Long And Hard At Poster Advertising Job Opening At Ray White Hawthorn
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Great Resignation continues throughout the ranks of the Federal Liberal Party, markets are currently
Sshhhh Local Sex Machine Can’t Say Too Much About Schoolies Around Mum, But Yeah
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A formerly awkward teenager has returned back to town after schoolies week with a bit of
PM Finishes Year On Low Note: “Merry Christmas To All, Except Anyone Who’s Ever Criticised Me”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a horror final sitting week in Parliament House, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has been
Local Dads Spotify Yearly Wrap Gives Perfect Summary Of A Year In Lockdown With Toddlers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local dad has unfortunately been one of the few people who didn’t appreciate their
Liberals Deny Talent Is Running Thin As Entire Cabinet Replaced By Nameless Morrison Lookalikes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the space of 24 hours, the Liberal Party has lost three of their most senior
Ankle Biting Demon With A Napoleon Complex Somehow One Of The Most Acceptable Dog Breeds
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT With numerous videos showcasing the demonic exploits of trembling balls of fury a.k.a, many