Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Kamikaze Boss Sets Pace With Round Of Margaritas To Kickstart Christmas Lunch
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A work Christmas party is hot out of the gates, after a lawless boss
Local Woman Busts Out A Fake British Accent After Having A Few Too Many Glasses Of Bubbly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local intellectual has today debuted a cute and quirky trait when they were seen speaking
Schoolie Seen Dry Heaving Into Agapanthus Bush Proves Fruity Lexia Does Not Make You Sexier
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Sydney school leaver has tonight learned the hard way that Fruity Lexia unfortunately, does
Volunteer Umpire Heads Off To Specsavers After Helpful Advice From Coach Of Under 12’s
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local fill-in cricket umpire has today taken the opportunity to check in on his
WEEKLY: A Frosty Reception, Teachers Strike, A Forced Intervention & More – December 10
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Local Man Shows Leadership And Orders Pizza To The Piss Up Without Asking Any Of These Idiots If They Have Requests
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has drawn strong praise this week for his brave and stunning efforts after
Outback Town’s Last Remaining Lefties Either Really Good At Laying Low Or Really Good In A Biff
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the Outback Queensland town of Yawannagokun, there aren’t many residents left who will admit
Friendly Convo With Random Couple At Bar Intensifies With ‘We Think You’re Very Attractive’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Sometimes, admiration can come from the most unlikely of places and for local woman, Maddie Coates,
Australian Journalists Still Yet To Figure Out That Scotty’s Rumours About Gladys Joining His Team Only Seem To Pop Up When Albo Is Making Policy Announcements
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The amazing minds that make up the Australian media are still struggling to see the wool
“I’m Back” – Tony Abbott Returns From Stint In Minor League Baseball For Another Run At Canberra
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A former Prime Minister has sent the news cycle into a meltdown this afternoon, after making
Former Premier At Centre Of ICAC Investigation Says Canberra Might Be Too Corrupt Even For Her
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian has declined the Prime Minister’s offer to run in next
Spoilt Moggy Refuses Water Dish In Favour Of Waiting For The Sink Tap To Turn On
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local moggy has today proved that yet again, he rules the roost. Sootie [six months]