Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
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Teenage Son’s Musty Bedroom Generates Perfect Humidity Levels For Thriving New Ecosystem
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Scientists have today made a startling discovery in Betoota Heights, after they were alerted about the
Husband Caught Red Handed Trying To Sneak The Cast Iron Skillet Through The Dishwasher Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Betoota Heights bloke Blake Hudson has copped an absolute rinsing this afternoon, when he was putting
Did You Know: The Gold Coast Has Had A Team Playing In The AFL For 11 Years
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Fun fact of the day time! The Gold Coast has actually had a professional Australian Rules
“Bro. It’s All Good. We Got You” Says Channel 9 Chairman And Former Liberal Treasurer Peter Costello
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the entire Federal Cabinet implodes due to Morrison’s relentless bridge-burning and factional disputes,
Gladys’ Move To Optus Receives Patchy Reception – Especially In Regional Areas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The former New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian is going to work for Optus,
60 Minutes To Showcase The Cool Ukulele Scotty Picked Up In Hawaii While Our Homes Were Burning
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One would assume that Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing would be working hard to avoid any
Good Thing Vapes Were Made Illegal, Says Nation’s High Schools
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although it is clear that this government can shit the bed in just about any way
Dutton Pumps Himself Up For Another Hard Day Of White-Anting With Some Joel Turner & The Modern Day Poets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Defence Minister popped his headphones on this morning because there’s only so
DAILY: Wasted Time, Sportsbet Gambles Their Losses & Scott Morrison Hospitalised – February 11
Clancy Overell and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
PM Hospitalised With Exhaustion After Completing A Full Day Of Work Lobbying For The Church
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been rushed to hospital after experiencing what has been described
Good News! We Can Keep Calling These Losers A Bunch Of Bible Bashing Pedo Protectors
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Lovers of discriminating against religious people are walking tall this afternoon, after it was revealed we
PM Heads To The Pub For A Hahn Light Shandie After Tough Day And Runs Into The Last Person He Wants To See
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our Bloke-In-Chief has had a pretty rough day and like nearly every