Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Friends and family of brokeback Barnaby are expressing concern after a wild night out with popstar
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Report: What An Absolute Waste Of Everyone’s Fucking Time And Money
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For the last few weeks, the government has been trying to pass legislation that
“Okay Wait Start Again At L” Says Katter As Lambie Attempts To Explain LGBTQI Acronym To Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bob Katter MP has today found himself enlightened to the struggle of Australia’s LGBTQI community.
Sportsbet Ask Media Watchdog If They Can Pay That $2.5 Million Fine With Bonus Bets
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Online gambling company Sportsbet has today been fined a staggering $2.5 million, after the Australian
Parramatta Expecting A Non-Covid Deadly Outbreak This Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Government are today bracing themselves for a deadly outbreak in the Parramatta region this
Foreign Minister Asks Russia If They Can Hold Up With The Tanks For A Few Decades Until Our Subs Arrive
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pro-western Ukrainians are breathing a sigh of relief today after our very own Foreign Minister
Greens Vow To Abolish The Rights Of All Religions Except The Ones That Appear In Their Posters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Parliament spends their dying days before the 2022 election campaign debating the Religious Freedoms Bill,
Bloke Who Did 6 Months Cleaning Toilets In Whistler 10 Years Ago Now An Expert On Winter Games
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As snow sports sickos and action-deprived sports fans enjoy the quadrennial fortnight of winter madness,
Cummins Says Langer Had To Go Because He Rejects The Science Behind Recycling
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Test captain Pat Cummins has broken his silence over the resignation of coach Justin
PM Asks His Advisors If The National Press Club Is Government Funded, And If So, Let’s Review That
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a fortnight of leaked text messages and an unprecedented grilling from the same media outlets
Woman Forced To Reschedule As A Mid Week Date Proves Too Disruptive To Militant Hair Washing Routine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman has today had to pull the brakes on a potential date, when it failed
Katter: I’ll Be Voting Against The Freedom Of Religion Bill, Because Quite Frankly, Where I Come From It’s Not Very Good Manners To Ask Someone Who Or What They Worship, Or Who They Vote For, Or If They’ve Ever Been To Prison. There Was This Bloke That Us
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Member For Kennedy has today joined the Religious Freedoms debate, after previously sitting on the
Jenny Informs Scotty That He Probably Doesn’t Want Her To Translate All Of This
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s federal Empathy Consultant Jenny Morrison has today told the Prime Minister that he