"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Mate Attempting To Talk Covid At Friday Drinks Told To Just Fuck Up And Watch 160 Minutes Of NRL
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Winter football codes begin to fire up, and the sun re-emerges from behind
Business Student Who Scored High Neuroticism On Uni Psychometrics Test Asks If She Can Do It Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who is two weeks into her business school term has today been confronted by
Junior Leasing Agent Impressed With The Range Of Counterfeit RMs Down At His Local Tarocash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights leasing agent is currently on the hunt for a new pair
Kent Says Latrell Must Change How He Plays: “Ya Can’t Just Drill 48 Metre Field Goals In The 79th Minute”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The South Sydney Rabbitohs remain winless after two rounds of the 2022 NRL season, despite a
Girl Who Adopted Cat After Having Heart Broken Finds Herself Ignored By Yet Another Arrogant Male
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When a heartbroken Alex Dawson had set out to cure her broken heart, she hadn’t
Kind Hearted Nan Helpfully Reports That She Had A Much Smaller Waistline When She Was Your Age
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has copped some unsolicited comments about her body today, and not from a
Introvert Too Far Into Convo With Vague Acquaintance To Correct Her Own Name
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact A local woman has foregone her birth name today after the woman she introduced herself to
Teenager Forced To Deal With ‘Cash’ After Getting Birthday Card From Nanna
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT While attempting to enjoy the first birthday that really stings you in the ribs, the freshly
Report: Did Covid Kill Soundcloud Rap? Or Did We Just Admit That It Made Us Feel Uncomfortable?
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As hard as it is to remember, there once was a time where the only health
Mate Who Lived In New York Might Have Mentioned It Once Or Twice
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As anyone in their twenties with the funds and a former Sex and the City obsession
Karaoke Bar Confirms That Craig David Had Quite A Lot More Than One Or Two Songs
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local karaoke bar has reportedly been hiding the extensive Craig David collection that proves the
‘I’m An Empath’ Says Woman Who Can Read Facial Expressions And Tone Just Like A Normal Human
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has shown signs of having basic emotional intelligence has today announced that she