"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Steven Marshall Admits He Took His Hands Off The Wheel Like An O-Bahn Driver During Campaign
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former SA Premier Steven Marshall has today likened his electoral campaign to an O-
Labor Says The Term ‘Mean Girls’ Is Derogatory; Correct Term Is ‘Girl Boss’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has defended the Labor senators that have been called out
Government Mulls Lockdown To Combat Cost Of Living Increases By Preventing People Leaving The House
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The age of lockdown may not be over just yet, says one government source,
DAILY: Smoke Comes From Hillsong, A Confused Mum & A Special Harmony Day Dish – March 22
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Petrol Prices Evolve From Dinner Party Small Talk To Radical Anarchist Recruitment Tool
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite Barnaby Joyce and Angus Taylor insisting that it is the last thing they want to
Glenelg Mum Admits She Probably Shouldn’t Say This, But Geez That Malinauskas Is A Bit Of Spunk
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A lifelong liberal voter has today revealed to The Advocate that there is a silver lining
Black Smoke Billows From Hillsong Chimney As Council Allegedly Burns Evidence To Show New Leader Hasn’t Been Elected Yet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is palpable disappointment this afternoon across the world after black smoke emerged from
Local Man’s Core Strength Tested After Hour Long Stint With New Misso On Shoulders At Festival
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local party shirt funboy is testing his festival fitness this afternoon, putting his
Postponed Silly Season Begins As Nation Emerges From 4 Months Of Lockdowns And Shithouse Weather
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a weird turn of events, Australians are set to experience one of the Wettest winters
Labor Prodigy Peter Malinauskas Elected Lord Mayor Of South Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The tri-annual council election down in South Australia has come and gone this weekend, with
Life Hack! Efficient Bloke Simply Buys More Underwear Instead Of Doing A Load Of Washing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has today discovered an extremely efficient life hack, that he can’t believe
WEEKLY: The Gold Coast Goes Quiet, Scotty Asks A Big Favour, Some Bad Travel News & More – March 18
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.