Townsville Bloke Reckons Puerto Rico Must Be A Lot Like Far North QLD After Watching The Super Bowl
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Global pop music superstar Bad Bunny made history yesterday as the first ever artist to perform
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Report: The Gays And The Girls Are Going Off Today
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It’s a massive day for the gays and the girls as queen of heartbreak Taylor
Positive Feedback On High-Rise Rezoning Inspires NSW Government To Sniff Around Manly Headland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Teal Independents are facing the greatest test of their political careers this week, as the
Australian Greens Remain As Committed As Ever To Isolating Their Party From Normal People
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just months have haemorrhaging 75% of their sitting Parliamentarians in an election bloodbath, the Australian Greens
MONA’s David Walsh Recommences Gambling To Help Fund Tassie Devils’ New Stadium
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact In a scene witnesses say looked less like a government funding discussion and more
Offer Of Free Shit Lures Local Man Into Downloading Another App Onto His Phone
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has gone and done it again, it can be confirmed today. Berrick Watts
Man That Saved 20pc Deposit Before Paying Off His HECS Reckons Albo’s Fucking With Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A tired bag of shit from our town’s leafy French Quarter says he’s starting
Local Mum Too Scared To Ask What a Labubu Is But Assumes It Slang For Genitalia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sexagenarian from Betoota Heights has today quietly confided in The Advocate that she’s
Local Cannabis Dealer Drives The Weirdest Car
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local cannabis dealer isn’t rolling the dice on minor criminal charges in the pursuit
“Aw, He’s So Excited For The Baby To Come” Says Woman About Dog Who Barely Recognises His Own Reflection
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An expectant mum has this week had quite a sweet moment with her terrier ‘Monty’, who
Entire Country (Except Woollahra) Finds Plan To Turn Woollahra Into New Zetland Extremely Humorous
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rest of Australia has today experienced an unexpected burst of collective joy, after NSW Premier
One Of The Most Advanced Militaries In The World Accidentally Hits Another Hospital Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the most technologically advanced and lethal militaries in the world, has once again made
NRL Book Immortal Technique For Grand Final Act
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sport | Contact The NRL has confirmed that New York rapper Immortal Technique will perform at this year’s