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Big Weekend For Teams That Don’t Win That Much
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Scotty Finds Silver Lining In The Fact That He Never Has To Pretend To Enjoy Rugby League Again
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Tasmanians Actually Quite Relieved To Not Have To See Another Fucken Politician For Three Years
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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Independent Zoe Daniel has claimed victory in the once safest blue ribbon seat of Goldstein, the
Albanese Makes Himself At Home By Replacing Front Lawn At Kirribilli With Concrete Slab And Marble Lions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The nation has this week elected their first ethnic Prime Minister in the shape of Anthony
Queenslander Looks Down His Nose At Those Rednecks In Victoria Who Only Elected 1 Greens MP
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has revealed his disappointment at the state of the nation today. Speaking to
Election Results: It’s Officially Not His Job
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the world of politics, Scott Morrison has confirmed that it is
Report: How Fucking Embarrassing For All Of You
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s ‘traditional media’ heavyweights have woken up this morning feeling more irrelevant than ever before,
Opinion: Should Politicians Be Forced To Wear Shock Collars When Doing Interviews?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Ever feel like you’ve had enough of being lied to by elected officials? Especially when
Report: Well This Is Just Sad
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Liberal Campaigner Applies Hand Sanitiser After Hand Shake With Visibly Working Class Voter
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