Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hollywood would have us believe that road trips are a time for deep and meaningfuls,
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Flakey Dad On Group Holiday Taking Campfire Way Too Seriously
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just when you thought a group camping trip could not get anymore tedious, local flakey dad
WEEKLY: A New Scientific Discovery, Big Changes At Qantas, Pete Davidson Moves On & More – August 12
Clancy Overell, Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Local Bachelorette Tries To Drop The Hint By Whipping Out The Chewy Packet After Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself becoming a little anxious tonight after her date unexpectedly behaved
Bloke Taking A Break From The Sauce Can’t Believe How Fucking Long Friday Nights Are
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With 2022 basically two-thirds of the way done, local piss-cutting legend Joel Schmid (38)
Australia’s Oldest Man Also Doesn’t Listen To Triple J Anymore
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Celebrating with a letter from the Queen and a kilo of prawns, Australia’s oldest man
Bald Men Of Australia Not Appreciating Jokes About Egg Shortage
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The Australian egg shortage has led to a lot of memes, but there is one group
Millennial Not Bragging About Drug Use Must Have Serious Addiction
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Once a certified Bonglord of Dogtown, Millennial Joey Rand (31) is no longer bragging about his
Local Cafe Applauds As Brief Glare From Bullmastiff Shuts Up Yappy Pomeranian
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Patrons of a French Quarter cafe are praising the work of an English Bullmastiff
James Franco To Bring Out Humorous Weed-Smoking Side Of Fidel Castro
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the most outrageous casting choice since the last outrageous casting choice, actor, comedian, and Instagram
Mark Wahlberg Brought In To Do An ‘Italian Job’ On The European Nation’s Spiralling Inflation
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT In response to Italy’s ongoing economic crisis and the shocking resignation of their PM Mario
ATO Apologises And Refunds Gerry Harvey The $6.89 He Mistakenly Paid In Tax This Financial Year
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT Gerry Harvey, the billionaire boss of Australia’s leading cultural appliance retailer Harvey Norman, has blown
Terror Alert! Council Receives Suspicious Envelope Filled With Nothing But Positive Feedback
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT The Diamantina Shire Council has today barely avoided catastrophe. This comes as Council officer, Wendy Mitchell