Government Under Fire For Offering Bonus Bets During Census
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has tonight been forced to defend a controversial feature of the national census.
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DAILY: Throwing Hands, A Reality TV Hater & A Girlfriend Who Needs No Persuading To Watch Top Gun – June 3
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Sydney Woman Fairly Sure NSW Health Has Her Checked Into The Ivy For 2 Years Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman from Darlinghurst has this week discovered that according to the New South Wales government,
WEEKLY: Albo’s Bender, A Goanna Pull, Brisbane Goes Green & More – June 3
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
David Littleproud Discovers Secret Rum Cellar Beneath Nationals Leader’s Office
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nationals leader David Littleproud is slowly putting jigsaw pieces together in his head today
Americans Obviously Not Backing Themselves In A Punch On
CLYDE OVERELL III | Foreign Affairs | CONTACT Once again, America is on track to register more mass shootings than days in
Man Who Swore He Would Change Finds Himself Ploughing Through 4th Episode In A Row
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter man who lives for today is once again paying the price for his
Local Waterproofer Accuses Hipster In A Bunnings Trade Shirt Of Stolen Valour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A soft-eyed renter from our town’s bohemian French Quarter was bellowed at
Local Woman Considers Culling Some Friendships After Mates Post Her Awful Selfies To Celebrate Bday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she scrolls through her Facebook wall to bask in all the birthday attention, local woman
Girlfriend Successfully Wrangled Into Watching Maverick After Seeing Beach Clip Scene On Tik Tok
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights bloke has been pleasantly surprised this week, after his girlfriend not only said
Concerns Raised About Future Of Construction As Apprentice Rocks Up In A Singlet On 11° Morning
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A wave of pessimism has swept across the worksite of major infrastructure project on Betoota’s
“I Can’t Stand Reality TV Gossip…” Says Husband Who Watches Every Minute Of NRL 360 Every Night
KEITH T. DENNETT | Fluff Editor | CONTACT A Rugby League intellectual is polishing his TV glasses this evening, preparing to gorge
Royal Photographers Grab The Queen From Madame Tussauds Ahead Of Platinum Jubilee Portrait
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Buckingham Palace photographers have today faced a mad scramble, after leaving an important job until the