Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hollywood would have us believe that road trips are a time for deep and meaningfuls,
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Government Promises To Fast-Track Disaster Payments For 2019 Bushfire Victims As Soon As 10-Year Review Is Completed
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT “Time is of the essence!” yelled a nameless politician who is in charge of organising disaster
Company Posts Record Profits While CEO Tells Workers ‘Slow Economy’ Is Holding Wage Growth Back
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT A box company’s entire factory workforce has considered mutiny today after CEO Glen Jenson explained
Report: Star Sign Talk In Dating App Chat Saves Everyone Some Time
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT One of our most precious resources has been correctly managed today. During a getting to know
“Surely They Don’t Mean Us,” Say Holidaying Inner-City Lefties Staying In Some French Prick’s Flat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of teal-voting lunatics from the French Quarter, our town’s vibrant
Dad Appalled By The Amount Of Meat You’ve Left On That Drumstick
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local dad Timothy Thomas (56) has been left wondering who in the hell he raised today
WEEKLY: A Money Saving Campaign, Well Deserved Rewards, Wasted Time & More – August 26
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Wests Tigers Continue Desperate Grab For Media Attention By Announcing Plans To Sign Shaq
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT NRL powerhouse the Wests Tigers have made a bold leap for media attention this
Local Girl Panics After Finding Herself Halfway Through Extremely Keen Dork’s Instagram Stories
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local woman has found herself in an anime style conundrum today after finding herself halfway
Dog That Sounds Like A Goose Choking On A Straw Actually ‘Perfectly Healthy’ According To Owner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An owner of a pug has found yet again themselves swatting away the concern of kind
Scotty Reveals Why He Can’t Actually See Anything Wrong With His Behaviour
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the nation deals with the idea that Scotty from Marketing secretly swearing himself into umpteen
Mate Who’s The Embodiment Of Murphy’s Law Informs Group Chat She’s Fucked Up Her Phone Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Tracey Alcott [25] is what you call a bit of a ‘hot mess.’ A little scatterbrained
Fraud With Motorcycle Helmet Has Been Riding A Vespa The Whole Time
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Earlier today, a local fraud has been outed as the shifty dishonest phoney he really is.