Local Fuck Boy Turns Phone Off And Goes Dark To Avoid Filling Out Census With Situationship Tonight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The waters have been muddied for a local woman, once again. Local fuckboy Andy Towers (29)
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Cattle Industry In Chaos After Gossiping Aunty Diagnosed With Foot In Mouth Disease At Family BBQ
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Farmers across the nation received a massive scare today, after a confusing mix-up originating out
Frydenberg Turns Post-Election Grief Corner After He Stops Riding Deserted Trams At Night Listening To Radiohead
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has been spotted in recent months riding many of Melbourne’
Jetstar Informs Passengers Mid Flight That The Trip Has Been Cancelled
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Passengers on the Jetstar flight from Brisbane to Perth have found themselves caught in the crosshairs
Boxing Gym Playlist Changes From Dire Straits To Hilltops As Owner Officially Hands Over To Son
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There was a ceremonial passing off the torch at one of Betoota’s most famous health
Mother In Law Who Strong Armed Her Way Into Delivery Room Now Insists On Being First To Hold Baby
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A mother in law who managed to wrangle her way into the delivery room with promises
Home Owning 20 Something In Europe Relieved To Hear Bank Of Mum & Dad Won’t Pass Rate Hike On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A man enjoying a 5-week holiday in Southern Europe is very relieved today, it can
Tenants Agree To 25% Rent Hike If The Landlord Will Just Fix The Giant Hole In The Roof
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our town’s landlords and property investors are beginning to feel the pinch this
DAILY: A Sweet Moment, A Big Task & A Woman Wise Beyond Her Years – July 5
Clancy Overell and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Parents Who Gifted Teen A Guitar Rewarded With Hearing Smoke On The Water Riff For Seven Hours A Day
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights couple who’ve been nothing but supportive of their son’s dreams of
Cranky Old Bastard Torn Between Supporting An Aussie Underdog Or Hating Eccentric Millennial
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local pop with a conservative disposition has today revealed to The Advocate that he has
President Zelensky Moved To Tears After Hearing About Albanese’s Humble Upbringing In Camperdown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite all of the distress and trauma caused by a full-scale Russian invasion of his
Centrelink Asks Tech-Illiterate, Blind Customer To Scan, Rotate, Print, Scan And Sign Document Or Else They Can Go Lie Down And Die In The Lignum
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local blind man has been asked by the Daroo Street office of Services