Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Corporate Drone Tries To Raise His Street Cred By Constantly Mentioning Past Life As A Bartender
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local accountant has revealed he may be harbouring some insecurities about having the most boring
RBA Governor Says “Fuck Mortgage Holders. Take Money” During Expletive-Laden Rant To Bank Executives
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Governor Phillip Lowe has sensationally lashed mortgage holders this morning in a
Nation That Used To Watch Their Premier’s Daily Conferences Now Shrugging At 33,000 Cases A Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The country of Australia is today proving that 12 months can be an awfully long time.
England Seriously Underestimating How Long These Blokes Can Hold On For
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Britain are today kidding themselves if they think that their wildly unpopular Prime
Jeallllloussssss! Albo Shows Media Scrum Some Happy Snaps From Relaxing Ukrainian Holiday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s new Prime Minister has today wowed the crowd of journalists following him around
DAILY: A Cancelled Flight, A Lucky Couple & A Landlord Dodges An Unreasonable Request – July 6
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Marrickville Hipster Becomes New Owner Of Albo’s Old True Religion Jeans After Lucky Op-Shop Find
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of Albo’s constituents has become the lucky new owner of his old
Dog Displays Rare Self Awareness By Casting Hesitant Look Towards Owner Before Rolling In Puddle
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact “Don’t you fucking dare you little bastard.” Tim sighs. He knows it’s futile. The
Pathetic Coward Under Fire For Attempting To Take It Easy On Day 8 Of 2 Week Boys Trip In Bali
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local sad case is under fire today for an extremely controversial decision. Just over halfway
Sister’s New BF About To Learn This Family Doesn’t Take Kindly To Shirtless Hunks In The Kitchen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There were muffled sneers coming from the kitchen table at the Ronin household in Betoota’s
Psych Student Staring Up At Mouldy Ceiling Unsure If She Sees A Bat Or A Rotisserie Chicken
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Polytechnic psychology student has found herself the unwitting recipient of a Rorschach test this
Cattle Industry In Chaos After Gossiping Aunty Diagnosed With Foot In Mouth Disease At Family BBQ
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Farmers across the nation received a massive scare today, after a confusing mix-up originating out