Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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DiCaprio Moves From Use-By To Best-Before, Breaking Up With GF 3 Months After 25th Birthday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In highly comical but unsurprising news, actor and eco hypocrite Leonardo DiCaprio is reported to have
“It’s Hard To Find Staff,” Says Business Owner That Finds It Hard To Pay Them Properly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights publican says he’s struggling to find staff, like every other
DAILY: An Unmissable Deal, A Handy Life Hack & Something To Look Forward To – August 31
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Aspiring Bodybuilder Filled With Rage After Seeing The Calves Of Sedentary Father In Law
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has this week grappled with some very strong feelings of jealousy after visiting
Sydney Woman Spends 3 Hour Work Commute Thinking About How Excited She Is For New Stadium
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Sydney woman has today spent the morning trying to contain her excitement regarding an exciting
Local Immigrant White Enough To Be An ‘Expat’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An Brit making a home for himself overseas is delighted to learn that he is white
Queensland Police Intercept $135 Million Shipment Of Cocaine
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Queensland Police have done something newsworthy this week but with the delightful twist that they are
Woman With Hectic Dating Schedule Helps Friends Keep Track By Using Very Descriptive Nicknames
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bachelorette has thoughtfully come up with a strategy to help her friends keep track
Jetstar Wins Customers Back By Offering Sale On One Way Flights To Avalon At 6am On A Tuesday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s favourite budget airline has today wowed the nation, with a sale that seems
University Staff In Shock After Normal Bloke Gets Involved In Youth Politics
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Staff at the prestigious Betoota University are shaking their heads this week as an otherwise normal
Local Woman Temporarily Puts Feminist Values Aside To Enjoy Some Golden Age Hip Hop
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact To quote the great Fleabag, local woman Victoria Lawson feels like a bad feminist. Though she
Man Wonders If Cruel Simulation We All Live In Is Broken As Labor Refuses To Increase Welfare Payments And Gives Tax Cut To High-Income Earners Who Don’t Really Need Or Even Want Them Right Now Just Days After Shaq Helped Promote Voice To Parliament Campa
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is wondering what is going on right now because he’