Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Report: Smoking Indonesian Baby On The Vapes Now
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT 12 years after achieving viral stardome, chain smoking Indonesian baby Aldi Rizal, now 14 years of
Bloke On Date Three Discreetly Ducks Into Servo After Making Poor Judgement Call With Garlic Heavy Dish
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’s found himself on pivotal date number three has unfortunately made a poor
French Rugby Scouts On High Alert As Half Of Western Sydney Arrives In Paris To Support Bam Bam
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Western Sydney UFC hero Tai ‘Bam Bam’ Tuivasa has taken a break from the choccie milk
“The Gender Pay Gap Is A Myth” Says Bloke Who Earns 190k A Year Driving A Big Tonka Truck
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Economists and social theorists are today eating humble pie after being destroyed by a Gold Coast
Report: Smart Watch Makes Man Look Dumb
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Twilight Zone level of retribution has been rained down upon a local substitute teacher this
DAILY: A Struggling Business Owner, Progress Made & Private School Boys Are At It Again – September 1
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio Errol Parker and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Conservative Pop Praised For Progressively Making Special Space On BBQ For Veggie Food
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An old dog is learning new tricks in Betoota’s Flight Path District with conservative pop,
Friend Request From Mum’s Third Facebook Account Suggests She’s Lost Her Password Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact No matter how many times Dylan has urged her mum to write down her fucking password,
Local Council Workers Say They Began ‘Quiet Quitting’ The Day They Started The Job
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of Betoota City Council workers have told The Advocate that they were
Elite Private School Boys Caught Acting Like Elite Sydney Private School Boys Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In news that comes as a shock to almost no one, a group of elite private
Jobs Summit: Head Of Public Service Calls For 8.5x Pay Rate For Any Hours Worked On A Friday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The boss of the nation’s public servants has today arrived at the national Job Summit
19-Year-Old Junior Footy Coach Surprisingly Not At All Jaded About Own Sporting Career
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A footy stereotype has been exceptionally spear tackled today as 19-year-old junior footy coach