Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Wayne Carey Kicked Out Of Crown Casino For Not Having Enough Cocaine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke whose scandals including glassing his fiancé, cheating on his pregnant wife and sexually assaulting
City Worker Treads Line Between Withdrawing From Social Life Entirely And Affording Mortgage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man feels he’s in finance purgatory today after deciding against seeing
Jetstar Announce Bali Flight Frenzy Sale For Bottom 8 Footy Teams
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The marketers at Australia’s most unreliable airline have launched an exciting sale this
DAILY: A Disappointed Backpacker, A Moral Dilemma & A Bloke Struggles With His Diet – September 5
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Suburban Man Reckons He’s Always Backed Kyrgios And Will Fight Anyone Who Says He Hasn’t
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A silly old bastard from Betoota Heights has written into The Advocate today saying
Friend Who Keeps Getting Back With Dodgy Ex Also Watching New Game of Thrones
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Sharnie Lavender (31) of Betoota’s French Quarter is a simple woman. She likes her coffee
Man Supposedly On Keto Diet With His Wife Questioned Over Empty Maccas Bags In His Work Ute
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local builder who embarked upon a keto diet with his wife last month
Local Woman Unsure If She Should Tell Ex Boyfriend How Many Of His Mates Have Hit Her Up
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself in a bit of a moral conundrum today, after yet
City-Slickers Visiting Small Town IGA Guess Food Must Be Twice As Good Given It’s Twice The Price
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT A pair of cosmopolitan city-slickers from Betoota’s famed French Quarter have blown into a
“So A Mortgage Prison Is Like One Of Those Fancy Scandinavian Ones?” Lifelong Renter Asks Sooking Homeowners
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young couple who got supremely honey-dicked into buying some mouldy shitbox in
Backpacker In Nimbin Suffers Harrowing 40-Second Wait Before Being Sold Drugs
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The Australian tourism industry isn’t quite what it used to be. Reports from Northern NSW,
Despite Concerns From Locals, This Coastal Town Is Too Much Of A Shithole To Be Ruined By Tourists
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A quasi sense of relief has spread across the coastal town of Magpie Bay as it