Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hollywood would have us believe that road trips are a time for deep and meaningfuls,
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Suburban Crim That Scans Capsicums As Carrots Also Helps Himself To Someone Else’s Umbrella After a Few Beers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A white collar fugitive is reportedly on the loose this evening, as authorities respond
Mate Amping Up In The Bucks Chat 6am Saturday Morning Most Likely To Be in Bed by 9pm
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A mate who’s notoriously all bark and no bite is causing quite a
Stingy Housemate Argues Semantics Over Exact Percentage Of Power Bill He’s Responsible For
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Horny And Frugal Couple Commence Foreplay By Doing A Runner On Expensive Restaurant Dinner
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT A horny young couple have fornicated at home this evening shortly after doing a
Virgin Now The Only Airline Allowed To Fly In And Out Of Bali
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Indonesian government has today introduced another controversial new policy, banning a swathe of airlines from
Thousands Of Perth To Bali Flights Cancelled After Indonesia Implements Ban On Pre-Marital Sex
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australian’s aviation industry has been hit by a fresh new crisis today, with revelations that
Acoustic Mariah Carey Cover Just Wasting Everybody’s Time
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A record number of everyone’s time was wasted today as local musician Gavin Bowles (30)
Disgruntled Woman Temporarily Deletes Love Heart From Boyfriend’s Contact Name After Small Dispute
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Isolation madness is said to have hit couples the hardest this week, as people begin to
Bogeyman Thwarted After Child Deploys Doona
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A quick-thinking child has been spared a grisly demise after seeking refuge under the doona
“Weak As Piss” Laughs Boss Seeing Staff He Took To The Pub Last Night Struggling To Function Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s nearing the silly season’s peak in Betoota with even the most
Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Proactively Touches Base With Eddie Jones Because Nobody Else Will Until It’s Too Late
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s greatest rugby minds, a common rock pigeon from Sydney,
Pokie Industry Dirt File On Dom Perrottet Just One Page Detailing The Five Times He’s Said “Tampon” Out Loud
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the shadowy members of the New South Wales poker machine industry has