Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Local Woman Realises ‘Knowing Her Worth’ Is Also Really Quite Boring
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman and dopamine addict has this week came to the conclusion that though knowing
Man Finds Himself Screaming “You Heavy Piece Of Fucking Shit!” At His Work-Issued Lenovo ThinkPad Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker who brings great shame upon his employer by working from home
Ray Hadley Acting Like A 19-Year-Old Art Student Who Just Heard Someone Use The Wrong Pronouns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian’s media obsession with impressing the British Royal family continues, it has become
Media Vultures Furious Harry And William Didn’t Break Into Fistfight Behind Grandma’s Coffin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In a shocking development from the United Kingdom this morning, a pair of brothers mourning their
DAILY: People Not Paying Respect, A Broken Pattern & Ghosting – September 14
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Bad Boy Harvey Norman Salesman Eyeing Up New Gig At JB HI-FI After Getting Hectic Forearm Tattoo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A rebellious TV sales specialist is believed to be updating his resume this week,
Newlyweds With ‘Nice’ Chair In Corner Of Bedroom Unaware They Come Across As Depraved Sex Freaks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple who innocently thought an armchair would make a nice addition for their bedroom have
Romantic Prospect From Dating App Quickly Ghosted After Woman Takes A Scroll Through His Following List
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If there’s one good thing about modern dating, is that social media is a quick
Leonardo DiCaprio Mixes Things Up And Goes For A Cougar
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Famous actor Leonardo DiCaprio has set gossip columnists’ tongues wagging today, after reportedly shacking up with
Sam Thaiday Surprised He Didn’t Get The Call Up As Third-Man-In For Gallen Fight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the NRL finals heats up this weekend, it seems the biggest clash in rugby league
“You Just Can’t Describe It” Says Corporate Woman Before Spending 2 Hours Describing Burning Man
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local woman is busy regaling tales of her travels this morning, to an
Rugby Australia’s Marketing Pigeon Takes The Month Off Because Melbourne Goes To Everything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The pigeon that runs the entire marketing department at Rugby Australia has been given