Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hollywood would have us believe that road trips are a time for deep and meaningfuls,
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How To Stop Gentrification In Your Area With A Simple Cinder Block Through A Local Developer’s Front Office
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian newspapers continues the hysterical coverage of the fictional post-pandemic phenomenas of ‘quiet
Local Bushie Admits He Prefers Hard Gritty Slush Puppy Over Soft, Fluffy 7/11 Slurpee
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A service station connoisseur has spoken to The Advocate today, campaigning for the revival
Shut The Fuck Up: Non-Alcoholic Beer Getting A Bit Preachy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a movement that has every Australian grandpa rolling in their graves, non-alcoholic beers have
ABC TV Meets Diversity Quotas With A Queer Multicultural Online Series They Won’t Promote
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The ABC has finally met its 2022 diversity quotas by releasing a queer multicultural online series
Woman’s New Year’s Resolution To Change Careers, But Actually This Time
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT With January about to drop a hot summery dollop of sour potential on everyone’
Exhausted Courier Dumps Backlog Of Black Friday Parcels At Town Square For Residents To Sort Out Themselves
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local courier has decided to embrace the concept of quiet quitting today as
Scientists Discover Direct Link Between Length Of Rats Tail And Ability To Double Tail Whip
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In good news for the nation’s X Games fans, scientists at the Australian
Are You Right? Mate Thinks It’s Okay To Just Put Their Feet On The Dashboard Apparently
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman has caused a bit of a stir today, by insulting a close personal
Advice Column | Outshine Your Deadshit Cousins And Win Grandma’s House In The Will
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT There is no stronger bond than that of family. There is no greater respect
Local Old Person Protects Retirement Nest Egg From Economic Downturn By Working Until Death
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact An exhausted old workhorse by the name of Roger Wilson (67) has spent the morning deciding
Researchers Confirm England Is The World Soccer Equivalent Of The Parramatta Eels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A damning scientific report has been released today, and it makes for bad reading for two
DAILY: A Devastated Pommy, A Former Emo & The Saddest Day Ever – December 12
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio