Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Absolute Morons Have Wedding During Finals Footy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT September is an important time for the wedding and Australian football industry alike although the two
Opinion: After Tearing The Royals Apart, Divisive Meghan Markle Deserves To Be Treated Like Someone Who Would Frequently Catch Private Jets To A Secret Caribbean Island To Spend Time With A Villainous American Billionaire Who Was Proven To Have Groomed Hu
TERRENCE CLACKAVANEY | Nostalgic Boomer | CONTACT As our beloved Royals continues to grieve the unexpected and far too premature passing of
Report: Contrary To What Your Hilarious Housemate Reckons, The Missing TV Remote Actually Isn’t Up Your Arse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Letting out a frustrated sigh, local bloke Mitch Fields curses whatever cunt decided to make the
Nan Reveals She’s Totally Prepared For Cost Of Living Crisis After Decades Of Black And Gold
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an era where inflation has somehow become a competitive sport, some Australians are well prepared
Local Woman Cuts To The Chase And Dunks Dressing Gown Ties Straight Into The Toilet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week decided she’s fucking sick of being surprised by her
“My Boyfriend Has Booked A Table For The Footy” Says Colleague Who Doesn’t Understand That Means 3 Codes Across 8 Hours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This Saturday marks perhaps the most jam-packed day of of sport in the 2022 calendar.
Fleet Of Japanese Ships Undertake Urgent Research Trip To Tasmania
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An armada of Japanese ships has reportedly been spotted making a beeline for the Tasmanian coast
Local Bloke Spends Day Of Mourning With Dogs And Horses Like The Queen Would Have Wanted
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke Jason Croydon is a man of good morals. Not only has he been drowning
Report: There Will Be No Further Debate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It was initially thought that nn image of King Charles III would replace Queen Elizabeth II
Office Staff Scrounge Around To Find Excited Graduate Employee Her First Ever Chair In The Workforce
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Employees at One Pump Digital have this week been forced to scrounge around for a spare
DAILY: AFL Scandal, Qantas Bites Back & A Local Business Introduces An Interesting New Policy – September 21
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Local Stoner Hammers An Up & Go Despite Having Nothing To Get Up And Go For
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Continuing his trend of behaviour that can only be explained by drugs, local stoner Oscar Knott