Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Melbourne’s Yarra Park Awash With Thousands Of Swans Scarves As Cats Win AFL Premiership
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The parklands surrounding the Melbourne Cricket Ground have become a makeshift morgue for Swans
Therapist Quite Certain She Doesn’t Want To Be In A BeReal Post
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A boundary will remain uncrossed today as a Betootan therapist made it quite clear
Gym Rat Takes Down Juicy Thirst Trap After Comment From Supportive Aunty
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most vascular blokes is conducting some social media hygiene this
“Stop Drinking It!” Swans Players Told By Staff The Yarra River Ain’t Like The Clean Waters Back Home
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The AFL Grand Final Parade has made its way through the city of Melbourne today, including
AFL GF Ticket Holder Mentally Prepares To Be OK With Paying $25 For A Mid-Strength Beer
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Marty Verkuylen (41) could not quite believe his luck in being one of the lucky Cats
Likelihood Of Millennial Entering A Toxic Relationship Directly Correlated To Which Jackass Guy They Were Into
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some truly groundbreaking psychology findings, researchers specialising in millennial relationship trends have found a startling
Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Assures Boss That Punters Know Wallabies Are Playing Tomorrow After AFL But Before The NRL
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The common rock pigeon tasked with running the entire marketing division of Rugby Australia
WEEKLY: A Case Closed, A Furious Sky News Mum, The Ultimate Punishment & More – September 23
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Coastie Dad Attempts To Undo Years of Disney Brainwashing By Introducing Pre-Teen Son to Parkway Drive
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A coastal Dad is winding back the clock this afternoon and introducing his 12-
Advice Column | 3 Simple Ways To Improve Your Rental Property Using Their Bond
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT If you’re a property baron like me, you’d know that inflation is
Mum Teaches Kids About Conflict Resolution By Saying Nothing And Icing Out Entire Family
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local children have learnt skills for life today as the family matriarch gave them a lesson
Report: Imagine The Fucking Carry-On If This Bloke Got Flown To London
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After enjoying an official public holiday and a cheeky non-official one to make it a