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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
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Brunswick Man Who Was Late To Jump On The Rats Tail Band Wagon Self Conscious About Length
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT As the slow death of the Melbourne mullet ensues, the smooth transition into the equally class
Earth Mummy Wonders Why Fussy Child Doesn’t Want Her Delicious Choc Liver Balls
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Sage Drinkwater (39) is laying out her calming crystals this morning after her child, Rainbow Freedom
Local Bloke Parks Himself At Front Gate With Bucket Of Lollies For The Kids And An Esky For The Dads
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local dad, Pete Valentine (46, fleet logistics) has gotten home early from work this Friday to
Ley Slams PM Again Over His Most Recent ‘Offensive’ And ‘Inappropriate’ Travel Attire
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Opposition leader Sussan Ley has defied calls from within her own party to stop making
50 Year Anniversary Of Bohemian Rhapsody: 6 Little Known Facts About The Song That Turns Dad Into A Full Blown Performer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Today, on the 31st of October, a beautiful Friday afternoon, dad is about to let the
Local Melbourne Man Wastes Another Sunny Day Not Washing Bed Sheets
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Local Melbourne man Justin Hume who resides in a Brunswick sharehouse with a ripping hills hoist
Self Proclaimed Inner City Intellectual Absolutely No Match For Suburban Parents In The Saturday Quiz
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Self-proclaimed young intellectual Raphael Anderson copped an ego bruising for the ages after being annihilated by
Local Man Realises He Knows Basically Nothing About 4th Most Populous Country And Nearest Neighbour
MONTY BENFICA Local man and self described wikipedia addict has just realised he knows pretty much nothing about his countries
Queensland Stoner Who Didn’t Study For School Exams Feels Like The Luckiest Kid On Earth Right Now
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A stoner kid from Queensland who skipped a huge portion of his ancient history classes currently
Buckingham Palace Secretly Hoping The IRA Comes Through For Another Clean Up Of Royal Pedos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT EXPLOSIVE REVELATIONS: A British man now known as ‘Andrew’ has been officially stripped of his royal
CIA Conveniently Drops Photos Of Sydney Sweeney In A Chain Mail Dress On Same Day Pentagon Resumes Nuclear Testing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for red blooded mouth breathing jocks across the nation this Friday morning
Sussan Ley Doubles Down By Criticising PM For His Love Of Cold Beer And Tim Tams
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Opposition leader Sussan Ley has continued her attacks on the Prime Minister after spotting him enjoying