Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hollywood would have us believe that road trips are a time for deep and meaningfuls,
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Local Girlfriend Really Enjoying NRL Pre-Season
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT If asked to list her favourite hobbies, Sharnie Tellers (27) wouldn’t say that
Advice Column | Get Ultimate Payback By Quietly Spending Your Woke Kids’ Inheritance
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Unconditional love is that of a parent and child, of mother and son, father
Bank Woos New Customers With Free Set Of Steak Knives For Every New Home Loan Over $750,000
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Bank of Betoota (BOB) has put the rest of the Big Five on notice this
Advice Column | How To Deal With Your Cunty Friends Who Have Money Now
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact With money here in Betoota flowing harder than Niagara Falls, some friends can’t help but
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Finds It A Bit Rich That He Has To Explain Himself To Politicians That Have Tertiary Qualifications From Places Like Charles Sturt University
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s great monetary minds has told The Advocate that he
Cost Of Living Forces Millenial To Cut Down On Decadent Luxuries Such As Household Utilities and Healthcare
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota Millennial has been forced to be their own treasurer as they continue to feel
Mum Pauses World As Cyndi Lauper Comes On Radio
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Earlier today a Betoota mum informed her husband, kids and the world that they’re going
New South Wales Town Of Toronto Gives Up And Officially Changes Its Name To ‘Tronno’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The iconic NSW town of Toronto, known as the heartland of Australian boatie culture and the
Girlfriend Of 3rd Grade Prop Tells The Big Fella That His Coach’s Fat-Shaming Is NOT Okay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Mutts are dealing with some strong allegations about their culture, after being soft cancelled
‘Fuck Here We Go Again’: New Lana Del Rey Single Spurs Woman To Revisit Entire Catalogue
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Kayla Fortunati remembers exactly where she was when she heard Summertime Sadness for the
Shacked Up Mate 8 Years Off The Market Reckons He’d Do Alright On The Apps
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT One old dog reckons he can learn a few new tricks, as self-described ‘Wife Guy’
Oh Fuck: ‘Fishing Trip’ Wasn’t Code For Anything
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local idiot has found himself envying the worms on the end of his hook as