Swans Fan Thrilled 4pm Game Comes With Perfect Lighting For Social Content
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An eastern suburbs micro influencer has been spotted skipping down Moore Park Road today,
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Very Real Racist White Gangs Of Perth Getting Far Less Air Time Than Fictional African Gangs Of Melbourne
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some not so surprising news from newsrooms around the country, dangerous gangs of young white
Local Woman Makes Her Childfree Lifestyle More Palatable By Insisting She Can’t Wait To Be An Aunt Though!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local selfish cow has felt the need to clarify her childfree stance this week, after
Local Woman Ruins Day By Wondering Which Facial Feature A Caricature Artist Would Exaggerate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Skye Molan has a unique gift of ruining her own day. Really, it’s
Housemates Of Taylor Swift Fan Forced To Turn Off Mains Power After A Week Of Waterboarding
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A share-house in South Betoota has today been forced to take drastic action. After 7
Turbulent Situationship Reaches Breaking Point As Local Girl Drops The C-Word
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A fleeting situationship appears to have entered its third and final round this evening,
High School Teacher Goes Into Damage Control After Group Of Year 9s Find Her Burner Account
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A teacher at Betoota Heights secondary college is today dealing with a rapidly escalating situation. The
DAILY: Crisis At A Sydney Zoo, Society Returns To The Old Normal & A Real Estate Agent’s Advice – October 2
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Man Who’s Not Good With Emotions Pats Mate’s Arm Like A Used Car Salesman Tapping Roof Of Old Civic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring at his mate Derek with a mix of awkwardness and fear, local bloke/robot Paul
Bloke At Dad’s Work Reckons His Mate Actually Had The Trifecta Yesterday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of three has taken time out of his busy day to call all
Upper Class Dog Has ‘A Condition’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving their pets are more important than your kids, the dog belonging to an upper class
Pubs To Roll Out Facial Recognition So They Can Identify Which Gamblers To Bring Spring Rolls
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota’s very own Betoota Heights Hotel has today made headlines for signing up to a
Society Returns To Disapproving Incest Now The Dragon Show Is Done
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A sudden societal change has taken place this past week as everyone agrees that incest is