National MPs Satisfied As Permission To Wear Fishing Shirts In Parliament Now Inked Into Coalition Agreement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal and National party leaders have finally drawn up the terms of a new Coalition
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Right Wing Media Still Pretending Like John Howard Didn’t Create The Blueprint For Record Immigration Levels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the debate about immigration continues to swirl around the nation, it’s been confirmed that
“I Believe The Correct Term Is Unhoused” Inner-City Leftie Tells Bloke Holding Homeless Sign
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local leftie is pleased to reveal that he’s made the world a much better
Party Abandoned By People Under 50 Set To Abandon Their Only Policy Popular With People Under 50
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Senior Coalition figures are again threatening to walk from the frontbench unless Opposition Leader Sussan Ley
Millennial Freezes In Horror After Learning Nikki Webster Has Kids That Are Nikki Webster Age
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A deep vein of Australian nostalgia was struck over night, as the nation celebrated 25 years
Man With Keen Interest In Running Someone Over And Killing Them With His Car Moves To NT Because You Get A Slap On The Wrist For That Up There
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man with a lifelong dream of killing a pedestrian with his car says he’
Man From Gerringong Bad At Rugby League
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A stunning revelation has been uncovered in Rugby League country. In some breaking news from the
Government Assures Extending The North West Shelf Gas Project Until 2070 Is Fine As They Will All Be Dead By Then
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Environmental Minister Murray Watt has today brushed off concerns about North Shelf Gas Project’s effect
Australia And Papua New Guinea Ink Defence Accord Amid Rising Kiwi Influence In Region
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia and Papua New Guinea have signed a bilateral defence accord intended to strengthen military cooperation
Bloke Buys A Pair Of Scrubs So He Can Enjoy His 9am Pints Without Judgement
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local finance worker has been forced to take extraordinary measures to justify his morning drinking
Local Hero Going Way Too Hard In Work Mixed Sports Competition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who needs a bit of a reality check has today been urged to
Is Your Mood Entirely Dependent On A Toxic And Noisy Online Algorithm? You Should Try Doing Stuff!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With housing stress and the cost-of-living crisis forcing Australians into smaller and darker living quarters with
Woman Returning From Holiday Grateful She Can Finally Have Normal Bowel Movements Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman suffering from the post holidays blues has today found a small silver lining this