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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
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“Yay Mamdani Won!” Says Sydney Leftie Who Couldn't Tell You The Name Or Party Of Her Own Local Mayor
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Newtown woman is reportedly humming with joy this afternoon, after US politician Zohran Mamdani defeated
Woman In Pottery Class Disappointed That No One Is Hot Enough To Patrick Swayze Her
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact An audible sigh seeped out of Nadia Canningvale (32) after glancing around her wheel throwing pottery
Democrats Shocked By The Landslide Election Of Left-Wing Candidate Offering Left-Wing Policies To Left-Wing Voters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of being rubbished by the American media and the Democrat establishment, US politician Zohran
England Captain Ben Stokes Criticises Inclusion Of Ray Shoesmith In Australia's Ashes Squad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact England captain Ben Stokes has expressed outrage at what he believes to be the inclusion of
The Only Five Ways To Get Rich In Australia When You Come From Nothing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One thing that is for certain in Australia is that social mobility ain't what
Tim Wilson Begs The Toothless Hicks And Simple Bogans Of His Party To Please Stop Hurting His Electability
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Liberal member Tim Wilson has asked the "toothless hicks" and "simple bogans"
Barnaby Treats Himself To A Cold Schooner After Once Again Forcing All 70 MPs and Senators From Both The Nationals And Liberals To Do Exactly What He Says
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Federal Opposition backbencher from rural New South Wales who refuses to confirm whether or not
Old Girl Managing Local Vinnies Has Had Enough Of These Thriftfluencers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Vinnies store has enacted a ban on selfie sticks and vlogging microphones
Liberals Wait Until Whole Nation Is Pissed To Announce They No Longer Believe In Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne Cup Day revellers begin drinking out of shoes and spear tackling each other in
Morning Piss From Upstairs Neighbour Only Alarm Clock Needed
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Katherina Tser (27) has been pulled from her dream of showering under a magical waterfall this
"Now Take Your Money And Fuck Off" Says Sourpuss Bookie
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local bookmaker has ended Melbourne Cup Day in a foul mood after being forced to
Brunswick Yuppie On The Verge Of Fainting In The Steam Room In Vain Attempt To Outlast Greek Senior
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT In an all too familiar scene Local Brunswick yuppie Zak Delaney has regrettably attempted the impossible,