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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
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Sydney Voter Didn’t Know You Could Change Mayor
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 24 year old Sydney man has just realised that a "mayor" is not
Mother Watching Toddler Stacking And Lining Up Toys About To Do Some Googling
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact While sitting at a communal play area at a child friendly pub in Betoota’s bayside
Tube Of Quick-Eze No Match For Mid-30s Hangover
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact A 30-something southside man has been left clutching at his chest this morning after his go-to
Report: No One Cares That You Know What The Dow Jones Is
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact The Betoota finance district is in a state of chaos this morning after a report out
Corporate Gen X Squash Player Unhappy With Popularity Of Pickle Ball With Millennial Staff
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT What was once a dignified and sweaty proving ground for corporate rivalries has now been replaced
All Blacks Fan In Chicago Makes Sure To Tells Locals That Auckland's Southside Is Way Rougher Bro
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An All Blacks supporter who travelled to Chicago earlier this week for the All Blacks Ireland
Aziz Ansari Makes Directorial Debut With Comedy Film That Would Obviously Be Greatly Complimented By Marijuana
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Aziz Ansari, the American comic known for his iconic stand up material, and appearances on Comedy
High-Speed Rail Authority Conduct Feasibility Study Into Conducting A Feasibility Study Into Creating A High-Speed Rail Authority
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The newly established interim High-Speed Rail Authority (HSRA) has today confirmed the commencement of a multi-phase
Report: Every Town's Tourism Photo Along Pacific Highway Found To Be Wildly Misleading
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new report has confirmed that every town’s tourism photo along the Pacific Highway is
Local Woman Outraged On Friend’s Behalf Who Remains Weirdly Unbothered
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman is today left baffled and increasingly frustrated, struggling to understand why her friend
New Jamie Oliver Cookbook, 10 Nanosecond Meals, Promises To Feed Your Family Before The Light Reflecting Off The Meal Even Registers On Their Fucking Retinas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what experts are calling the epic conclusion of two decades of speed-orientated culinary charlatanism, celebrity
“I Wish Australia Had Politicians Like [This American With The Exact Same Politics As 2019 Bill Shorten]”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Zohran Mamdani has been elected mayor of New York by landslide, in what can only signal