Young Dad Finds Himself Blind Drunk At 2PM On A Monday Just As Work Starts Picking Up For The Year
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Australian man that spent far too much time watching cable television in the early-2000s has
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Local Bachelor Won’t Floss Again For Another Year Because He Bled Last Time
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT “That’s why I never floss, because every time I do it I bleed!” explained a
Local Woman Longs For When The World’s Most Viral Video Was A Song Pharrell Williams Made For Shopping Centres
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman horrified with the direction of the world over the last 5 years, desperately
Local Man Catches Himself Thinking About The Brand Power Lady Again
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has once again caught himself daydreaming about the comforting face of the Brand
QLD Government To Open Pop Up Subaru Lane From Brisbane To The Goldie For Laneway Festival
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a surprising move from Queensland premier David Cristafulli, the government has announced they’ll be
Australians Too Dependent On Government, Says Career Public Servant
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Opposition Leader, Sussan Ley, has yesterday warned that Australians are becoming “too dependent on welfare
Pickleball Players Skip Game and Just Get Straight To Adding Each Other On LinkedIn
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A group of corporate hustlers have this week found a way to make their lives even
Brisbane Broncos Considering Shock Last Minute Call Up For Electric Ipswich Rookie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a week off until the preliminary finals, the Brisbane Broncos are doing everything they can
Adobe Acrobat AI Summarises 300-Page Report Into One Paragraph, Watches Boss Only Read The Headline
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local office man has today gone and stuffed himself, after a rather underwhelming interaction with
Inner-North Melbourne Man Takes Financial Gap Year To Parents Place In Byron
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Toorak via Brunswick man has today opened up to The Betoota Advocate about his
White House Reminds Australian Journos What Happens When They Annoy The Authorities
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The White House has today offered some clarity on how it feels about journalists from our
Dad Told Tonight Is One Of Those Nights Where He Should Listen To Music In The Garage Alone
INGRID DOULTON | Girl Mum | Contact A local Betoota dad has been informed that it’s in his best interests to
Major Plot Twist In ‘The Summer I Turned Pretty’ Finale As The River Boys Arrive In Town
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Legions of TSITP fans have today been rattled to their core, as details about the finale