Local Woman Has Reason To Believe Husband Is A Gambling Addict After He Takes A Day Off Work To Watch A Sport He’s Never Mentioned
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local woman is expected to make a long phone call to her mother this
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Gout Gout’s Arrival On National Zeitgeist Complete As Central Queensland Cattleman Rings Neighbour To Talk About Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Teenage sprint sensation Gout Gout has cemented his place in the national zeitgeist after being discussed
Most Shallow Person You Know Going To A Coffee Shop Rave This Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Betoota’s French Quarter, a rather vacuous mate of mate is
FBI Retrospectively Reveal Transcript Of John Wilkes Booth’s Confession To Transgender Lover On Encrypted Messaging App
INGRID DOULTON | Boomer Translations | Contact American History has been flipped onto it’s head this week, after new evidence shows
“This Place Hasn’t Been Cool Since 2015” Says Man Who Moved To City In 2014
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A man who moved to a major global city from his small hometown in 2014, has
‘Ah, Now It’s A Home’ Says Local Housewife After Ruining Perfectly Good Couch With A Hermes Throw
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT SORE SIGHT FOR THE EYES: A Betoota Grove housewife, Lucy Mitchell has finally completed her
Local Woman Finishes Her Stern Advice With ‘IDK Tho’ Incase It Ruins Friend’s Life
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT IDK THO: Betoota Heights local Sophie Turner was left at a crossroads this morning following
Report Finds Entitled Young People Must Be Taxed More To Improve Living Standards For Resource Companies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some bad news for working Australians, the government has today confirmed that younger generations will
Victor Radley Receives Mammoth Suspension For Behaving Like The Average Bloke From Bondi
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A fan favourite of the NRL has this week been handed the biggest punishment in Sydney
Man That’s Really Into Beard Grooming Also Loves Smoked Meats And Shit Beers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 38 year old man who’s really into his beard also happens to be into
Local Bachelor Won’t Floss Again For Another Year Because He Bled Last Time
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT “That’s why I never floss, because every time I do it I bleed!” explained a
Local Woman Longs For When The World’s Most Viral Video Was A Song Pharrell Williams Made For Shopping Centres
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman horrified with the direction of the world over the last 5 years, desperately
Local Man Catches Himself Thinking About The Brand Power Lady Again
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has once again caught himself daydreaming about the comforting face of the Brand