Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Woman Who Already Gave Cat A Weird Name Gives It An Even Weirder Nickname
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights local has this week ensured she’s well and truly kept in line
Woman Who Likes To Make Basic Life Tasks Extra Difficult For Herself Buys One Of These Fucking Things
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Calls For Big Bash To Be Extended To 647 Games With March Final To Fill February Sporting Doldrums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact February is the shortest and least favourite month for Australian sporting fans and is
“This Is Some Fucken Bullshit” Mutters Bill Gates After No Jab Novak Claims 22nd Grand Slam
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Microsoft founder and vaccine proponent Bill Gates put on a brave face last night
Tennis Fan Just Loves Matches That Leave You Horribly Anxious And Under-Slept Like Last Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local HR professional, Shel Monterey (31) has today arrived at her South Betoota office today with
Universally Loved Athlete Unites Sporting World With Euphoric Comeback Win
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sports fans across the nation and the world are joyful dancing around in unison today, after
Advice Column | Powerful Ways To Blame The Economy For Your Portfolio’s Terrible Performance
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Café Breakfast Ruined After Nearby Table Loudly Discusses The Property Market Of Australia
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The rather expensive yet hip boulangerie, Le Petit Manchot, has for years now been serving up
Landlord Suffering Through Largest House Price Fall On Record Finds Peace Through Largest Rent Hike Ever
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A levitating landlord from Betoota Grove claims his hovering airiness can be put down to the
Local Girl Who Can’t Be Assed Shaving Her Legs Fends Off Potentially Boring Date By Playing The Gastro Card
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is glad to have won back her Friday night after skillfully
An Australian Artist Should Be Number One Explains Man Who Didn’t Vote In Hottest 100
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local lightning rod has caused a bit of stir today, despite there not being a