Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Captain Planet Pat Mysteriously Disappears From Australian Dressing Room During Pitch Invasion
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The inevitable has happened in the Ashes series overnight. Not the English cricket team dropping catches,
Hot Mess Gladys Dragged Back Into Her Bad Girl Days By Toxic Ex
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has been dragged back to her bad girl days
Local Mum Returns From The Bowels Of Hell With Four Taylor Swift Tickets – But At What Cost?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights mother has secured four tickets in the Taylor Swift presale today,
‘The Idol Is So Good’ Claims No One After Watching HBO’s New Series
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT White Lotus! Euphoria! Succession! The Idol? In a stunning turn of events, HBO’s much-
“Jeez Fair Bit Of Carry On With These Taylor Swift Tickets” Says Dad Who’s Seen Bruce 38 Times
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Why don’t you go watch an Australian singer” Betoota Heights dad, Nic Koronis (45) says
Nine Announce New Miniseries Based Around Titanic Submersible Disaster
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nine has announced a new miniseries based on the OceanGate Titan submersible disaster, just
Local Bloke Who’s Been Biding His Time To Breakup With Swiftie Girlfriend Takes The Nuclear Option
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Watching with a smile as his girlfriend reaches the hour and a half wait mark on
Former School Prefect Who’s Never Had One Clean Breakup Surprisingly A Swiftie
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT The unofficial and self-declared office manager of Betoota’s leading conveyancing law firm has
Local Bloke Unable To Wear Black Shoes And White Socks Without Feeling A Little Bit HEE HEE
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke finally understands why so many of the men at his workplace sport silly
Nation’s Work-From-Home Boyfriends Have Restless Night Ahead Of Taylor Swift Presale
MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | Contact A generation of young men labeled as “weak”, “soft” and “allergic to a bit of hard
Gay Man Unsure Of Bloke’s Sexuality Checks To See If They Have Any Mutual Facebook Friends
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local lavender scented gentleman has today done a little bit of Facebook stalking after hitting
Walsh Pleads Not Guilty To Tribunal: “I Wasn’t F–cken Swearing At The Ref You Dumb F–ken C–ts”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane Broncos fullback Reece Walsh has entered a not guilty plea ahead of facing the Judiciary