Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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“You’ll Be Right Son” Says Brisbane Dog Walker After Seeing Council Worker Chunder On The Roadside
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Those who have turned up to work today in Brisbane should be praised, after an electric
Crisafulli Says Any Boss Who Sacks Anyone For Not Turning Up Tomorrow Is A Bum
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Brisbane Lions celebrating a back-to-back AFL Premiership, and the Brisbane Broncos now headed to
Well, Um, Brisbane Should Be Rather Lively Tonight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT You would not want to be a schooner in Fortitude Valley tonight, or an employer in
Brisbane Man Nominated For Queenslander Of The Year After Making It To Suncorp Without Sleeping A Wink Since Leaving The G
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Greenslopes man, Wally Voss (29) says he’s really enjoyed the last few days, but he’
Queensland Wins Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Queensland has cemented its place as the dominant force in Australian football, defeating Geelong in today’
“Let’s Fucking Go Boys” Says Queenslander
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report has found that a Queenslander has yelled at his television today. More to come.
Annual Siege Of Rugby’s Minas Tirith Begins In Auckland
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Wallabies return to Eden Park on Saturday for their annual Test against the All Blacks,
OK! OK! Alright! That Was Pretty Sick And Exceeded Expectations
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Yep, once again, credit to the head honchos at the AFL, that was fucking awesome. Snoop
Visiting Queenslanders In Awe Of The Melbourne Ovoidal Stadium
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two boys from Betoota Heights have made the pilgrimage south to cheer on the Brisbane Lions
Rapture? Apocalypse? Who Gives A Shit! It’s Friday Afternoon And It’s Time To DRINK SOME PISS
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While TikTok prophets and Facebook aunties spent the week frothing about the supposed Rapture and a
Does Your Boyfriend Have 16 Wikipedia Tabs Open On His Browser At All Times? His Mum May Have Taken Panadol While Pregnant
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman has fronted the media in a tell-all interview admitting that she took paracetamol
Alleged Swannies Die Hard Not Even Aware AFL Grand Final Is This Weekend
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A die hard “Bloods” fan from Sydney’s eastern suburbs has choked on his pale