Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Brisbane Dad Drifts Off Thinking About Ben Hunt’s Redemption Arc Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A full week since the Brisbane Broncos triumphed against all odds to snatch both the NRL
Guy That Uses A Brick Phone And Rejects Social Media Somehow The Most Informed Person You Know
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man, known throughout his entire social circle as the guy that uses a brick
Forget Carlton Draught Tank Beer! Introducing Carlton Matrix Where They Pour Beer Directly Into Your Fucking Brainstem
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The future of beer has arrived, and it’s bypassing the liver entirely. In a bold
Long Awaited National Second Tier Finally Answers The Question: Which City Has The Best Greeks
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The long awaited launch of Australian soccer’s national second division has finally freed the traditional
Local Psychopath Says She’s Excited To See What Happens With This New Sora 2 AI TikTok
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local psychopath has excitedly told the Advocate that she’s really keen about Sora 2’
Whitest Millennial Man You Know Has Immense Knowledge On Early 90s “Conscious” Rap Movement
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The whitest millennial man you know also happens to have extensive knowledge on early 90s deep
Aussies In The UK Advised To Remain Vigilant Of London’s Yoinking Epidemic
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australians travelling to the megacity of London have once again been urged to have their wits
Parliamentary Sports Club Boots Their Only Actual Sports Star To Keep Gambling Giants Happy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Independent ACT Senator David Pocock stands accused of ‘ruining the vibe’ at a parliamentary sports club
Angus Taylor Beginning To Genuinely Wonder If He’s Either Too Dumb Or Too Smart For Politics
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact He stood at the mirror in the men’s toilets of the Australia Club, the faint
Sydney Couple Prepare For Very Own Amazing Race: 13 Shit Rentals In 3 Hours On A Saturday Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A pair of young worker bees are today mapping out their weekly dose of weekend fun.
McLaren Reveals 10 Things They Love About Oscar Piastri
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
“Haha. Don’t Forget About Us!” Says 2nd Brisbane NRL Team Who Chose To Not Identify As A Brisbane Team
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the mighty Brisbane Broncos continue their post-Premiership victory lap, both the mens and womens sides