Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Joyful Scenes As Young Bloke’s Pay Comes Through In The Midst Of A Financially Reckless Weeknight Piss Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 23-year-old Tommy Flint experienced a rare but pivotal canon event for Australian men overnight, after coming
Inbetweeners Reunion Set To Follow The Pussay Patrol On A Blackpool Stag-Do Before Jay Marries A Russian Bride From The Internet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some big news for millennials with a case of arrested development, the British coming-of-age comedy
Victoria Pointlessly Goes Crazy Over Trade Period, As If Anything Is Gonna Stop Brisbane 3Peating
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The southern and western states are once again foaming at the mouth today, it can be
Conflict Definitely Over As Traumatised Gazans Return Home To Rubble With An Average Male Population Of 14 And No Schools Or Libraries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world is today rejoicing some welcome good news. Those in Australia have awoken to imagery
Treasurer Jim Chalmers Denies Allegations That He’s Being A Massive Drop Nuts Over Super Changes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Treasurer has today moved to ward off speculation that he’s a big old
As Wife Mourns Diane Keaton, Local Man Figures Now Is As Good A Time As Any For A Godfather Rewatch
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In tragic news for the millions of kindred spirits she left behind, yesterday it was announced
Mate Who Is Studying Psychology Definitely Psychoanalysing This Friendly Conversation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can be confirmed that your mate who’s studying psychology is almost definitely psychoanalysing everything
37-Year-Old Still Pulls A Muscle Despite Doing 4 Legs Swings Before Launching Into 5km Run
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota Heights man, Deano (37), says he’s at that age where he can’t
Charlie Curnow Willing To Accept Unpaid 3-Year Internship At Another Club To Get Out Of Carlton
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Things have gone from bad to worse at one of Melbourne’s most maligned football clubs
Nation’s Teenagers Prepare For Imminent Social Media Bans By Switching Over To BBM
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a bid to stay one step ahead of government-imposed social media bans, the nation’s
Report Finds ‘Strong Personality’ Actually Coded Language For Being A ‘Major Fuckwit’
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Advocate has today confirmed what many have long believed to be true. A report conducted
Aussie Living Overseas Embarrasses Herself By Throwing In A Hip Hip After Birthday Song
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Aussie living in America for the last two years has once again embarrassed herself by